The Dirty Dictionary  

pASSionwantd2 51M
1468 posts
3/9/2006 7:59 pm

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3/31/2006 7:05 pm

The Dirty Dictionary

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. (~P~)

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/10/2006 8:40 am

ROFLMFAOOO Good like always... T


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/10/2006 9:04 pm

LOL very good

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
3/16/2006 8:54 pm

frbnkslady.....Funny,Thats what I think when I l@@k at You,MMMMMMMMTNKU-"T"

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
3/16/2006 8:55 pm

LadytoPleaseYou......I alway's feel like I'm in good company when you show up to my post's...TNKU

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