How to cook a Turkey...  

pASSionwantd2 51M
1468 posts
11/20/2005 5:11 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How to cook a Turkey...

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out !

'' Enjoy the Holiday's and Be safe ''


MsLoveRose 34F  
2432 posts
11/21/2005 10:14 am

sounds like a good idea!!!

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pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
11/22/2005 7:27 pm


I hope you Have a Great-Turkey Day sunrise,and watch the Booze,lol...Thank-you!

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
11/22/2005 9:06 pm

LOL... nicely basted... T


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
11/24/2005 11:40 am


I know that there is something that I would Love too Baste,MMMMMMthank-you....Have a Great turkey day!

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