A Religion for Sex Addicts ...............................................  

pASSionwantd2 51M
1468 posts
1/25/2006 12:02 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Religion for Sex Addicts ...............................................

A woman friend of Mine is just getting into Yoga .I wanted to know alittle more about it and This is what I came up with:

Yoga: A physical exercise whereby the ultimate goal is for the practioner therof to enable a contortion in his or her bodily form whereby the human tounge and lips can reach a position of so called ''enlightenment''. In reaching and engulfing the genetalia of one's own self.practioner's are led to a form of self-gratification on such an extreme level that they reach a point in their live's where there is no reason to leave the house or communicate with other individual's.Yoga is usually practiced by patron's who are fully clothed untail the third lesson ,whereby clothing is outlawed and considered a disgrace...Most so called ,Master's of Yoga continue to live and breathe only because they are self-disciplined enough to unfold thier bodie's every few hour's in order to get a slice of bread,and perhap's use the bathroom,before they are back lapping their genital's. (Source Master's of Yoga)

I really have know Clue when it come's to yoga,but watching a woman do it can bring alot of erotic dirty thought's,which I feel to be very ''Enlightening''.

Is this the truth about Yoga,and If you could Lick your own genital's would you ever leave the house? My woman friend has yet to return my email on this post I came up with,LOL. Please feel free to ''Enlighten me about this Yoga-Myth''.

Mentally contorted ,~P~


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
1/25/2006 5:30 am

Yeah, that would be one way to keep me house bound for sure.....do you think we could collect SSI for that? Nah...I don't think anyone would leave the house long enough to file for it.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


pussnboots694 74M/79F

1/25/2006 6:07 am

sit
watch
do not touch..
until
I
say
so..


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
1/25/2006 8:43 am

lmao..... I am so glad I read you in the mornings.. helps start my days of right.. with a smile and laugh...T ty

T




MsLoveRose 34F  
2432 posts
1/25/2006 9:00 pm

hey...if you got patience...and self control then you are good!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:35 pm

****************************LadytoPleaseYou**************************

When I wrote this post I was Busting up.....and after reading your response I was Busting A'Gut......Thank-you and take some time-off from all that lapping and get that paperwork filled out,lol!TNKU


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:39 pm

*******************************pussnboots694*************************

I
will
alway's
Obey
your
command's,
as
my
Mistress
forever
your
Submissive
slaveo-o
on
my
knee's
I
sit
TNKU


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:41 pm

****************************frbnkslady*******************************

Yeahhhhhhhhh-Babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,you need a good Shaggin' dont-cha'Cummmmmmm again for BreakfastTNKUT


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:45 pm

*******************************sexyfitwoman**************************

Yes it dose,But my mind-wander's on the thing's I could to her when in that position....she could lick my shaft while I was doing her from behind..............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTNKU''SEXY''


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:47 pm

*****************************silhouette2005**************************

I was laughing so hard at some of these responses and Now I'm back on the floor from your's..........YOU ARE SO RIGHT-ON,LOL....Thank you,A+.......CUM AGAIN


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:49 pm

********************************LadySunrise**************************

Are you trying to tell me you know Yoga,LOLTNKU-S


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:50 pm

UPDATE: STILL KNOW RESPONSE FROM WOMAN FRIEND,LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
1/29/2006 9:11 pm

can't tell you...
you'd wanna do it

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/30/2006 6:16 pm

******************************goddess1946***************************

OMFG,I knew it...........and you are sooooooooooooooo right!!!!!!!!

Thank-you for Droppin'In.........Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm again


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