...Ways to Impress (and Undress) Your Valentine  

pASSionwantd2 51M
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2/3/2006 9:46 pm

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...Ways to Impress (and Undress) Your Valentine

1: Dine by candlelight.

This isn't the time to sharpen your culinary skills. Unless you're a master chef, order from her favorite restaurant. For dessert, offer her a chocolate body soufflé.

2: Give her a full-body massage.

Rub her down with hot oil, followed by a bubble bath in a tub full of rose petals.

3: Act out your pASSion.

Reenact her favorite love scenes on tape, and watch it later to set the mood. Don't be surprised if she gets inspired to make an NC-17 version!

4: Make her a star.

At the Website

InternationalStarRegistry.com, you can name a star after her, then take her stargazing at your local observatory. You're guaranteed out-of-this-world sex in return.

5: See the future.

Bribe a psychic to predict a fairytale romance that the two of you are bound to consummate on Valentine's Day. She won't dare defy her fate.

6: Take her away.

Book a tropical getaway. Since the sun increases libido, she'll be skinny-dipping with you in no time!

7: Set up a scavenger hunt.

Hide chocolate, lingerie, toys, and gifts, and make each clue more erotic than the previous one. She'll find the ultimate prize inside your pants!

8: Go public.

Proclaim your undying love on a roadside billboard. Then rent her dream car and drive by your sign--she'll want to thank you then and there. The car's a rental, so go ahead and make it messy.

9: Take her picture.

Hire a stylist to give her a full makeover, then take her to a rented studio for a sexy photo shoot-- Then use the self-timer and get in on the action!

10: Jet-set.

Whisk her away to Paris for a show at the Moulin Rouge and champagne on the Pont Neuf. You'll get Frenched like never before and make like Marlon Brando in the butter scene from Last Tango in Paris. If you can pull this off,You are the Man!


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
2/4/2006 12:12 pm

I will take a # 10 please.

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
2/4/2006 9:38 pm

Let's do 1-9 in Paris...or the tropical getaway. Also add a membership to the mile high club on the flight over

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

MsLoveRose 34F  
2432 posts
2/5/2006 10:22 pm

7...allll the way!!!!!

live more, laugh often, love much

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 5:44 pm


We ae having a special today Doll',one #10 Cummin-Right up....as you are well over-due for-2(#10's ThankYa' for droppin'IN..Cummmmm again!

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 5:48 pm


YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWW.....Would love to do them all,especially the Mile High shuffle as well,MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Thank-U....

""Happy Valetine's Day""

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 5:53 pm


Well if I was X-tremly Rich...I would do all of these and More!!!

I have not a Valetine's date as well!

I think I should look into that as I have alot of place's I would like to travel too

I usually like to keep my Act's with one women at a time,LOLNever Mind aswell,lol!

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 5:55 pm


That's a Great-#1 ""S""......I can only Imagine where those tasty treat's would lead,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......Thank-U

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 5:57 pm

To all that left a response..............

I wish all of you a Very Naughty-Happy Valentine's Day

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