You are dismissed!  

overhim4ever 49F
10 posts
4/16/2006 10:03 pm

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4/28/2006 6:00 pm

You are dismissed!

It happened about a week ago. It was like spring in fact. It was there in front of me with just the most subtle of visual cues. I'll spare you the details of that Kodak moment but it was wonderful! Mo more worrying about where you are, when you will call, if you will call, why you didn't call and if maybe I shoud call you. Nope. Done. Over and finished.

I don't have to consider you in my plans for anything becuase you are no longer important to me. I can come and go as I wish with no more worries or accountability than I give the girl at the dry cleaners who takes in all those clothes you paid for me to wear.

I've deleted you from email, cell phones, all written notes and I'm really goddamn glad your phone number is unlisted cause if I can ever forget your last name I won't ever have a way of panicking and trying to reach you.

If I see you in town, I don't have to stop and talk to you even if you are with your newest conquest of overly-botoxed female with her just-so hair and blinding white teeth!

I've got a new identity and I am flaunting it! Sometimes I even go wild and let my panties show when I sit in chairs at restaurants and bars. YOU paid for those panties - I get great satisfaction in letting other men enjoy them. Once, when I was drunk a few weeks ago, I took them off in the ladies room and as I walked by the men's room I opened the door and blindly tossed them in for the first guy who came across them to enjoy! I hope he never made it out of the stall with them!

You took all your crap out of the house when you left so that's a relief but I made a few other changes. I put my name on the mailbox. I send all your mail back to the post office as "deceased". You might as well be deceased, I've seen corpses that are more fun than you.

When the telemarketers call and ask for you... yep... deceased as well.

One of your old buddies who had no idea called on the phone the other day looking for you. I told him the TRUTH and gave him your cell phone number and the number of the office whore you were caught with. Is she still taking your calls or just dick-tation?

I even had a few dates recently and they have been fun guys who aren't all wrapped up in their career or bore me with all they have to get done first thing on Monday morning. They held doors for me, asked me what I wanted to do and a couple of them politely asked for a kiss at the end of the date. Very sweet, something you never gladly or willingly gave me in the last 9 miserable years of the marriage.

One last thing please. If you ever see me out, wave hello, I'll give you one last look at those panties you paid for!

Have a nice life if you can muster one out of the shallowness of your mud hole personality

sfvcpl818 52M/52F

4/17/2006 10:53 am

please post some more ... very cool!!!

rm_DrDude2004 48M

4/18/2006 6:12 am

I realize that it is hard to get over someone that you love and hopefully this will help you start to heal any wounds that you may have suffered. As my incredibly wise grandmother once said, time heals all wounds.

SirMounts 103M

4/20/2006 11:16 pm

Hmmm. Are you sure that it's... really over? *winking* lol
Welcome to the blogs, overhim4ever. *smiling*

sfvppl818 51M/51F

5/10/2006 5:29 pm

this post was a fake

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