Alternative Version of I Will Survive  

oraladventure05 53M
58 posts
8/21/2006 6:35 pm

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8/26/2006 5:45 pm

Alternative Version of I Will Survive


I was a little down a few nights back, and a friend of mine cheered me up with a load of funnies, in fact i was just pissin meself at the stuff she was throwin at me, and among other things she gave me the words of this song... just wanted to share it with thse who havent seen it....

Alternative Version of I WILL SURVIVE

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!

Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

amber3471 46F

8/22/2006 12:20 am

could you imagine belting that one out at a family get together

Axx


Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
8/22/2006 4:09 am

hehe...funny

Sula xxx

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rm_madabdul 34M
15 posts
8/24/2006 7:04 am

    Quoting amber3471:
    could you imagine belting that one out at a family get together

    Axx
...but if it gets sung at all, it really does need to be belted out though!!! lmao

All together now....


I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


oraladventure05 53M

8/24/2006 6:33 pm

Would love to see that amber pmsl!

xxx
orla


sassyflirt3 60F

8/26/2006 8:31 am

Glad it made you xx


oraladventure05 53M

8/26/2006 5:45 pm

made me convulse sassy , that and de rest , was in a heap on de floor

xxxxxxxx
orla


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