Our Alt.Com Profile--Holy Shit!  

openlovecircle 51M/49F
10 posts
7/24/2006 6:42 pm

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8/1/2006 4:11 pm

Our Alt.Com Profile--Holy Shit!

So there I was, laying in bed reading, and my Steven asks me what kinds of "alternative" things we are into. I look at him and give him the Slow Blink; "Steve, I do believe that a threesome is ALTERNATIVE...! I believe that bisexuality is ALTERNATIVE...!" He slowly nods and says "yes, I guess you may be right." Then, he went on to write this scenario for our Alt.com profile:

We are a couple smart-asses Seeking Bi-Sub Fem. We Discourage Males Completely

Steve will mace you and I will smack you in the face with a frying pan, and when your unconscious ass lands on the bed, Steve will anally penetrate you with a hot turkey baster and I will lick up the juices. Who's gonna be our first?

(nyuk nyuk nyuk, We are a couple smart asses.)


Okay....my God, I laughed my ass off!

A turkey Baster? Oh yeah, bring it on!!!!!!


amindale 53M/53F
13 posts
7/24/2006 7:45 pm

that is funny...ami


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