The frienship that I offer ========  

online69n 52F
73 posts
12/5/2005 7:40 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The frienship that I offer ========


1-When u r sad-
I will help u get drunk&
plot against the sorry bastard who made u sad!

2-When u r blue-
I will dislodge whatever is choking u!

3-When u smile-
I will know that u finally had SEX!

4-When u r scared-
I will rag on u every chance that I get.

5-When u r worried-
I will tell u horrible stories
about how much worse it could be
& tell u to quit whining.

6-When u r confused-
I will use little words.

7-When u r sick-
STAY THE HELL AWAY FORM ME!
I DON'T WANT TO GET WHATEVER U HAVE!

8-When u fall-
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Who needs a friend?

DowntownCS 36M

12/5/2005 11:45 pm

I need a friend!!!


rm_scarzack 56M
1080 posts
12/15/2005 7:01 pm

I like it. Funny and smart.


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
12/18/2005 12:33 pm

My kinda friend!


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