As we age gracefully,  

onethickdick8 52M
10 posts
9/7/2006 9:07 pm

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9/9/2006 8:07 pm

As we age gracefully,

As we age gracefully, certain milestones present themselves as signposts to maturity. Then again some jump up and slap us in the face like a fundamentalists daughter on prom night.

I've been a member here for a few days now and have browsed around and seen some great things and some interesting...not to mention funny profiles. The little checks and X's that show how our profiles match up is a neat little feature that I watch after reading a profile. Takes the guess work out of what others are looking for and keeps me from wasting their time.

It hit me when I was seeing all those green checks going down the columns with one big red
X next to my name under 'age'. Wait, what's wrong with a 41 year old man? My last live-in girlfriend was in her mid 20's...I could hold my own there...

It occurred to me that when I was in my 20's in the lifestyle my partner at the time and I had always used the parameters of 20 to 40. I guess that puts me in a weird position...I wouldn't even want to meet myself! Luckily we all modify our perspective as time passes.

It finally occurred to me that all this is not so bad after all. I mean..what if I told a sexy girl she reminded me of
Cyndi Lauper? Or if I said I wanted to act out my Rambo fantasy? How much conversation could be built around my fantasy of seeing Blair and Jo getting it on? Would she understand if I told her that my first masturbation experience was while looking at a picture of Pinky Tuscadero? What would happen, if, during the throws of passion I screamed out 'Porkchops and Applesauce!' ? It would puzzle her for weeks.

So for all those who've set their limits at 40, thanks. And Nanu Nanu.

funriter 64M
4 posts
9/7/2006 10:25 pm

HEY, Hey, a little sympathy please ....
how should I be feeling at 52 ?? ...

I feel all you ar... and multiply it ?

But isnt it exactly what we are feeling abot those ten - 15 years our seniors ?

onethickdick8 replies on 9/8/2006 4:06 am:
You're absolutely right funrighter. I've changed my profile and extended my desired age range on the top end! I do sympathize with you as I'll be there in no time at all.
I wonder what you would say to a 24 yo lady when she asked you what you meant by 'your yellow submarine' ? HAHAHA

FunLoving2864 54F

9/9/2006 7:57 pm

I can relate all too well. There's nothing you mentioned that I don't know so maybe that makes me right for u???? HAHA

The blogs are GREAT - you are definitely funny and I look forward to reading more from you!!!

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