oldman1776 79M
2175 posts
6/10/2006 7:36 am

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7/13/2006 10:09 pm


I woke up this morning with a hard on (yes even us old guys get hard) My dick is bent about 10 or 15 degrees back towards my belly.

What the hell is going on I hope it's not trying to shrivel up and die on me. I still have plans to use it with any luck.

The damn thing has always been straight and all of a sudden it is bent.

I guess I will just have to see if it straightens out or not.

Has any of you guys out there had that problem Don't know if I should go see the doc or not. With my luck I would get a female doc and it would be hard to go in and say hay lady my dick is bent.

Hope it don't bend anymore or it will be at a 45 degree angle.

Have to wait and see.


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
6/10/2006 8:19 am

LMAO...maybe it'll work better this way Oldman!!..

oldude1946 72M

6/10/2006 9:10 am

My Dr is a female, it's the only way to go.

Maybe you can fuck around a corner

sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
6/10/2006 12:56 pm

lol oh my sounds as if you have bendanitice of the dickas...hmmm come here i will straighten it out for you.....


Seduce my mind and my body

rm_jackie40503 71T
1323 posts
6/10/2006 6:58 pm

So what you been doing with that poor thing anyway??????

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
6/10/2006 10:27 pm

Maybe you slept on it wrong last night. HELL I dont know, Im just a girl!

HBowt2 60F

6/11/2006 2:32 am

with mzhuny on that one...can't comment unseen...

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/11/2006 3:28 am

Was it trying to look at you, do you think?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
6/11/2006 6:27 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Was it trying to look at you, do you think?

now that's another possibility....

~ nodz ~

kyplowboy22 62M

6/11/2006 5:24 pm

Let me get this straight now....68 years old...complaining about HAVING a hard-on...bends up 10-15 degrees to tickle the g-spot.....give me a break, OldMan!!! Just be glad it ain't like most old guys peckers, soft and bent at a 90 degree angle towards the ground.! roflmao


clevergirl4U 59F

6/12/2006 7:11 am

Yes...what kpb said!

rm_image1944 74M/74F
1 post
7/12/2006 12:17 pm

The bent dick is not that uncommon. It is a disearse involving calcium deposits in the penal tissue. These deposits reduce the flexibilty of the shaft in various places causing a bend in one direction or another. It can often be cured by taking POTABA and Vitamin E for a year or so. Otherwise you're looking at an operation. Usually this disease (it's called Peyronies disease, I think) get worse to the point of a complete curl (left, right, or backward). See your urologist for treatment.

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
7/13/2006 8:20 pm

you can always hang your hat on it!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

RubesTachsMoxie 49F

11/3/2006 1:23 pm

I heard that Bill Clinton's had a bend in it too. Didn't stop him!!! You're in good company!


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