I KNOW HAVE  

oldman1776 79M
2175 posts
3/6/2006 6:34 pm

Last Read:
3/10/2006 10:14 pm

I KNOW HAVE

Two lips that can speak.(she won't let me get a word in edgewise.)

Two eyes that can see.(she looked a lot better before I turned on the light.)

Two ears that can hear.(damn I wish she would shut up.)

Two hands that can feel.(damn she has little boobs.)

Two arms that can hold.(she won't let me near her)

Two legs that can move.(thats what I'm going to do move right out of here.)

Her heart ain't full of love for me.

REMEMBER IF YOU WAKE UP ITS A GOOD DAY.


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/6/2006 7:39 pm

Boy are you gonna get into trouble for this one!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


mangomamiCT 43F

3/6/2006 8:56 pm

I love it !!!!!!!!!!


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
3/6/2006 9:23 pm

tsk, tsk, tsk, and you wonder why you're not married?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
3/6/2006 9:29 pm

It would appear that the feeling is mutual...


jadedbabe78 107F

3/6/2006 11:56 pm

LOL...I like it.


rm_jackie40503 71T
1323 posts
3/7/2006 2:09 am

cute hun but I think 1hotwahine and DaphneR said it all -lol-


kyplowboy22 62M

3/7/2006 3:48 am

Seems it's that way more times than not. Errrrr, used to be anyway. lol Later

kpb


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/7/2006 6:01 am

I have two arms too!.....HUGS anytime!


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:17 am

1hot...Ya think. Naw I'm just a sweet oldman I'm sure they will take pitty on me.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:18 am

Mango...Glad you liked it sweetie.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:20 am

Daph...What did I say something wrong.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:21 am

Keith...I don't have to worry about it I live by myself.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:22 am

jade...Im happy you enjoyed it dear,


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:23 am

jackie...They just don't have a sence of humor is all.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:24 am

DGR...Yup been there done that.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:25 am

Sweet...I've ben in trouble most of my life no sence in tsoping know.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:27 am

kpb...you are right been there myself.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:28 am

Darkn...You can use your arms to huge me anytime.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:37 am

sexy...Thans dear. win some lose some.


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
3/7/2006 12:39 pm

This was funny FOCLAO

I am sure there have been times when [blog sprkycplly69] feels this way with me I feel this way with him at times

Is it getting close to a full moon?

hugs and smiles


slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
3/7/2006 1:23 pm

Oldman....this is actually very thought provoking...even though it is written with your wonderful sense of humor, still the bottom line is that without "love" being present in the relationship...then the rest of those feelings mean nothing.

You have to have the love working...and I think most people know it when it isn't being shared and when one person within the relationship is working harder at keeping the love alive, while the others heart isn't as full of love.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 1:52 pm

mzhuny...I'm ready and can hardly wait. LOL.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 1:54 pm

Bct...I think it happend to every one sometimes.


pleasureyourclit 67M
836 posts
3/7/2006 4:22 pm

great!


oldude1946 72M

3/7/2006 4:27 pm

Damn Oldman, did you know my exwife


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 9:36 pm

slide...you are right it can't be a onway street. If it is it won't work.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 9:42 pm

trav...you got real small nuts if thats the case.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 9:43 pm

pleasure...Glad you liked it Sir.


tillerbabe 57F

3/7/2006 9:49 pm

I'm sorry. Run for your life!!!! {=}


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 9:49 pm

Oldude...I think all exwives are like that.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/8/2006 7:04 am

tiller...I'm to damn old to run but I can walk fast.


TTigerAtty 63M

3/8/2006 11:31 am

You are an incurable realistically romantic sexagenarian! Good one! Thanks for your sage advice!


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/8/2006 1:40 pm

TTA...Thank you for the kind words sir.


_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F

3/8/2006 2:05 pm

you are single eh ?

*grins*

Liefs, C


pinkzplaytoyz 51F

3/8/2006 3:16 pm

LOL!!!This was good!!!

"trav...you got real small nuts if thats the case"ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/8/2006 4:11 pm

CNC...Yup how did you guess. LOL.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/8/2006 5:40 pm

You should be on the list.


catseyes23 62F

3/8/2006 5:56 pm

Your ex wife Oldman?! I was going to quote the quip to Trav about his nuts and all, but pink beat me to it. Lolol

Cats...


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/8/2006 10:30 pm

saint...Thank you dear but I ain't that good.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/8/2006 10:33 pm

pink...Thanks. I had to give trav a bad time.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/8/2006 10:39 pm

cat...Yup my first wife. don't blame her though thats when I was Drinking hard.


HBowt2 60F

3/9/2006 4:51 am

seems there are always signs that tell us when its over....


Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
3/9/2006 6:22 am

thanks for the laugh this morning old man


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
3/9/2006 7:23 am

It sounds like a relationship that is now ending. Someone I love was in one of those.

DustStormDiva


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 1:05 pm

I havent felt tits in so long I think Travs are looking pretty good

Hmm me thinks even Viagra wont help oldman now

ROFL



I am not dead yet


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/9/2006 1:16 pm

HB...You are so right. If we will read them.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/9/2006 1:18 pm

Kal...glad I could brieghten up ypur day.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/9/2006 1:20 pm

Dusty...That one ended a long time ago. Looking for a new one now.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/9/2006 1:23 pm

Bard...You are so right don't think any thing but a woman will help me know.

Can't find a woman who will have me damnit.


sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
3/9/2006 5:54 pm

i loved this one ..hmmm my boobs are small..very interesting hun

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


norprin5 56M

3/9/2006 7:15 pm

funny!

hey, oldman...thanks for stopping by with your support the last while - i really appreciate it

King Nor XVIII


hugs4uagain 40F

3/10/2006 8:34 am

lmao this had me in fits !

hugs xx


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/10/2006 1:14 pm

sexy...Glad you liked it dear.
From your pic your boobs don't look that small to me.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/10/2006 1:16 pm

Norp...glad you got a laugh from it.

Thats what friends are for to lend suport to each other.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/10/2006 1:19 pm

hugs...Glad you enjoyed it dear. Every one needs a laugh now and then.


rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
3/10/2006 4:10 pm

I suspect you haven't found a replacement yet...because your standards are pretty high. You may joke about it all...but your sensitivity shows through the jokes.

Love to you.
Kiss

Kiss


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/10/2006 9:09 pm

Kiss...If I find one fine if not I can live with that to.


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