oldman1776 79M
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2/16/2006 7:20 pm

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Was going to make a cake to day.
Got out the mixer and all the stuff and put it in the mixer.

The cook book said to mix on high for 2 minutes my mixer just has numbers from 1 to 10 so I put it on 10 figured that must be high.

Turned it on high and was standing watching it when there it was. A button I had never seen before it said boost. Now what did boost do.

Well I pushed the boost button. Wrong thing to do that mixer damn near jumped off the counter. By the time I got it turned off I had cake mix all over the walls and counter. {note never push the boost button.}

Cooked a roast today got out the roasting pan. Put the meat,veggies,and salt and peppered every thing put it in the oven.

The cook book said to cook at 275 degrees for 4 hours. Hell it took me damn near that long to turn the stove that far. That sucker is heave.{note: Put wheels on stove.}

Went to fry some eggs for breakfast this morning. Got out my new non-stick griddle and Teflon pancake turner. Cranked up the stove,and broke two eggs on the griddle.

Then the fun started I chased them eggs all over that thing and never could get that turner under them. They did manage to slide off the griddle upside down on the stove.

Had cornflakes and toast or breakfast.{note: Put glue on griddle.)

How about them slicer and dicer's them things will chop any thing.
I chopped a salad in less than a minute.(The doc said I wouldn't miss the little finger that much)

Went to the Mall today there was this pretty young woman demonstrating Vacuum Cleaners.

She was showing how well they cleaned carpet. They only cost 1200 Dollars.{note buy carpet so I can use new vacuum.)

I always thought they were high powered penis pumps.

Never said I was smart just old.


_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

2/17/2006 12:03 am

Its a lovely day cos there is Coffee !!

Liefs C

tillerbabe 57F

2/17/2006 1:05 am

"I always thought they were high powered penis pumps." Careful Man..I've been on some "runs" that involved penis extrication on these things! LOL!

HBowt2 60F

2/17/2006 1:54 am

lmao.........I can almost feel you chasing the eggs around the griddle...

TabithaElectra79 39F

2/17/2006 4:26 am

Sounds like an average day in the kitchen for me!

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
2/17/2006 6:28 am

You lost me on the Boost button! LOL......Its hard to read through tears!....Awesome post!!!


catseyes23 62F

2/17/2006 8:24 am

Oldman.. You are smart as well as being young at heart. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, my sweet.


Guy1378Fox 47M

2/17/2006 10:17 am

LOL! After the week I have had, Ineeded a good laugh. Thank you.

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/17/2006 11:38 am

Katya...Thanks my dear.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 11:39 am

CNC...LOL. Its always a good day if you have coffee.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 11:55 am

Tiller...That is scarry.LOL

aascrompn 43M
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2/17/2006 11:57 am

LMAO! That was very good...

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 11:57 am

HB...That is a true story. I don't cook eggs on the griddle anymore. LOL.


2/17/2006 11:58 am

, Murphy's Law get's us all. Love to hear your stories. Thanks!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 11:58 am

Tabith...Me to dear me to.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 12:00 pm

Darkn...Thank you dear glad you liked it.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 12:02 pm

Sweet...I know not to hit the boost button again. LOL.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 12:03 pm

cats...I will always be young at heart.

And thank you my dear.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 12:05 pm

Guy...Glad I could bring you a laugh. I know you need it.

muscles4u2have 56M
1645 posts
2/17/2006 1:34 pm

LMAO, Trouble is most of these things do happen! Just like the other day it was so cold I was fumbling for the keys for the front door, couldn't get the damn door unlocked after five minutes. (Note to ones self, try another key after 10 seconds).

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 2:07 pm

aas...Thanks young man glad you enjoyed it.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 2:10 pm

MOfun...Murphy will get you every time. I'm glad you liked it sweetie.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 2:13 pm

muscles...Very true and some have happend to me.

I've looked all over for my car keys and had them in my hand all the time.

oldman1776 79M
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2/17/2006 5:19 pm

DGR...You are so right . Its a finger magnet you cant keep your finger off it.

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
2/17/2006 11:25 pm

lol.. so funny Oldman...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

Babel__Fish 46F

2/18/2006 6:45 am

LMAO.... funny!


oldman1776 79M
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2/18/2006 6:55 am

mzhuny...Thank you my dear. I always try to please.

oldman1776 79M
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2/18/2006 6:57 am

Slide...Thanks and Happy Birthday.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
2/18/2006 7:55 am

You should try hooking the boost button up to the penis pump.

oldman1776 79M
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2/18/2006 8:29 am

Babel...Thank you dear.

Thanks for stopping by.

oldman1776 79M
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2/18/2006 8:32 am

saint...That will never happen I'll keep what I have.

Hell if you hit the boost on that it would suck it right off.

Kyguy2playwith 53M
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2/18/2006 8:59 am

What else can I say? Love it! I hate to think that I had a good laugh when someone else is having a bad day but that was hilarious.

vanna4u 39F

2/18/2006 3:46 pm

I just LOVE the picture on this! I love it! But it makes me want to pick up the B and put it back. But I really like moving letters, so I guess that's why. I'm sorry to hear about all these things that went wrong. I hope it gets better. Did you really lose a finger?

pinkplaytoyz 51F

2/18/2006 5:49 pm

I can't get over turning the stove to 275 degrees!!!Good thing it wasn't 475, you'd still be turning it!!!

oldman1776 79M
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2/18/2006 6:06 pm

KyCpl...only one realy happend but it sounded like a good story.

Thanks for stopping in come back any time.

oldman1776 79M
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2/18/2006 6:10 pm

vanna...No sweetheart never lost a finger.

The only things that happend was the mixer and the eggs but it sounded good for the post.

You have a nice day and thanks for stopping in.

oldman1776 79M
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2/18/2006 8:12 pm

pink...Them damn stoves are hard to turn thats for sure.

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
2/18/2006 10:17 pm

sooo funny....glad I wasn't on cleanup detail

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

oldman1776 79M
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2/19/2006 7:48 am

Lady...Nothing like beeing a good cook to add to the work.

oldman1776 79M
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2/19/2006 10:51 am

Lioness...Would love to comb your mane. I don't touch the boost button any more. LMAO.

demonicsexkitten 42F
10688 posts
2/19/2006 2:11 pm

hahahah i laughed so hard when i read about the "Boost" button... lol. too funny


rm_mnbeams 50F

2/19/2006 2:23 pm

Too funny! I too have had some of these things happen to me. Actually it is a weekly event for me. LOL

oldman1776 79M
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2/19/2006 3:51 pm

kitten...Glad you liked it dear. It did happen.

mysteriesofme 45F

2/19/2006 5:14 pm

I Love it when men cook.. they are so damn sexy, helpless - and I sure love the laugh..

Thank you -

I never did think of putting wheel's on my stove before..

kyplowboy22 62M

2/19/2006 7:24 pm

roflmfao....yup, sounds about to me....yup, sure does! lol Later


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
2/19/2006 9:10 pm

makes note to self NOT to take a drink of pepsi when reading your blog....

I had my own mess to clean up, thanks for the laughs

hugs and smiles

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/20/2006 1:16 am

i enjoyed that thankyou just like watching hubby in the kitchen

I'm a

i'm here to stay

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
2/20/2006 2:10 am


thx 4 a laugh

oldman1776 79M
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2/20/2006 2:02 pm

mysteries...Glad you enjoyed it. When I clean behind the stove I sure wish it had wheels.

Thanks for stoping by.

oldman1776 79M
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2/20/2006 2:04 pm

kpb...Men shouldn't have to live alone anyway ain't right.

oldman1776 79M
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2/20/2006 2:06 pm

Bct...Glad you liked it dear . Sorry about the mess.

oldman1776 79M
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2/20/2006 2:09 pm

Papyrina...Some times it can get exciting when men are in the kitchen.

demonicsexkitten 42F
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2/21/2006 12:57 am

i wish i had wheels on my stove... last time i tried pulling it out to clean behind it... the top of it came off in my hands. finally got it put back correctly, but still need to get behind it. (have to rescue hair ties that Sassy surely stuffed underneath).

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/21/2006 6:46 am

kitten...I hate cleaning behind my stove. they are hard to move for one person.

Fox4aKnight1 44F

2/21/2006 3:20 pm

OMG that is too funny thank you sweetie that made my day!!!

oldman1776 79M
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2/21/2006 3:39 pm

Fox...Glad I could give you a laugh.

Thank you for dropping by.

oldman1776 79M
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2/25/2006 6:58 pm

Thank you my dear. Most of them have happened to me.

You have a good day.

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