Two guys are out golfing...  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
2/26/2006 9:38 am

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Two guys are out golfing...

Two guys are out one day golfing. One slices off to the right, one hooks off to the left and they both go to retrieve their balls. The guy on the right is hacking and hacking at the ball but just can't lift it out of the buttercups it has become lodged in.
All of a sudden, up from the ground comes Mother Nature and is she pissed! "What the hell are you doing to my beautiful buttercups?" she asks.
"I'm just trying to get my golf ball out of them, lady", replies the golfer.
"Well, you are really making me mad. Just look what you've done to my buttercups. For this I must punish you. Your punishment will be an entire year without butter!"
The golfer starts laughing hysterically which by now has just about worn out Mother Nature's patience. "What in the hell do you think is so funny about no butter for a year?" she screams at him.
"I'm not laughing about that - I'm laughing about my friend over there whacking the hell out of your pussy willows!"


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
2/26/2006 10:30 am

LMAO...now that's exactly why I don't golf.!!

lustytaurus


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

2/26/2006 10:34 am

Love your humor...thanks for the chuckles! HUGS


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


im_your_man77 40M
961 posts
2/26/2006 10:38 am

LMAO.


TTigerAtty 63M

2/26/2006 2:59 pm

I play golf, and I can relate to that one! From now on, I'll be taking a penalty stroke and dropping my ball back out of those pussy willows! In other words, take an extra stroke to preserve many, many more in the coming year! Thanks for the tip!


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/26/2006 7:27 pm

Lusty{=} I don't golf either, but thought 'it' was funny as all get out

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/26/2006 7:34 pm

MOfun...Glad you got a ‘laugh’...I guess the best way to describe my sense of humor would be ‘quirky’...some of the stupidest ‘things’ crack me up! HUGS...right back at ya

OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/26/2006 7:38 pm

'77'...Me too

OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/26/2006 7:49 pm

Daniel{=} I'm sure...Considering ‘you never had any kitty, kitty!’ (j/k) no ‘pussy willow’ would be devastating Let me run my fingers thru your ‘chest hair’ and we can ‘cum’ up with a...sure fire way...to introduce ‘you’ to kitty!!

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/26/2006 7:55 pm

TT...If I were in your shoes I’d take the ‘penalty’ stroke too!!

Kisses...OhSo{=}


rm_ohsolustful 59M
859 posts
2/27/2006 6:04 am

LOL, thanks for the laugh. That convinces me to forsake golf and just stick with chasing all of you beautiful woman around, either that or make sure I slice to the right...........


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/27/2006 8:11 am

ohsolustful...slicing to the right would be your best bet

Kisses...OhSo{=}


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