This calls for another  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
2/1/2006 9:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

This calls for another

A lady approaches her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots that only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. Then, your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she noticed his two male parrots inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots inside the cage with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put those damn beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
2/2/2006 9:16 am

This is up to your usual standards, lol.


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/2/2006 11:21 am

Thanks much...So how was trip to 'sin city' lol...

Kisses OhSo


rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/2/2006 1:38 pm

That was hilarious, u comedian, u!!


MAXIM_LASCIVIOUS 37M

2/2/2006 7:02 pm

LMFAO! Hands down, you've got the best jokes around.

Hail to the Queen!


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
2/3/2006 6:32 am

My trip was great, thanks for asking. I got my work done, managed to meet a lady from this site, didn't gamble and survived the flight home. Now all I have to do is catch up on my sleep.


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