There was a man who had three sons...  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
2/19/2006 6:52 am

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There was a man who had three sons...

There was a man who had three sons. He gave each of them a duck and told them to go out and sell their duck for as much as possible.

The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.

The second son also sold his duck for $5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.

The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road. He went up to her and said, "I'll give you my duck if you have sex with me." She considered it and said "Ok!"
They had sex and when they were done; she said, "Wow! that was good!" I'll give you your duck back, if you'll do me again.
The boy agreed. While they were having sex again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road. They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on; but, not quickly enough, to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car.
The driver jumped out of the car and said, "I'm so sorry I killed your duck. I'll give you $40 dollars to make up for it."
When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he had made.
He said, "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and forty bucks for a fucked up duck."


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
2/19/2006 6:47 pm

lol, say that 3 times fast.


mikrocam 41M

2/20/2006 6:50 am

Thank you ohsodelicious....
I have been trying to remember this joke for years and could only remember the punchline!
thanks for the laugh and putting the end to my torture
filakia
mikro


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/20/2006 3:02 pm

lol...not an easy task :S

Kisses...OhSo{=}


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