Short ones...No...I mean...Jokes!!  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
2/19/2006 6:18 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Short ones...No...I mean...Jokes!!

---What did the Banana say to the Vibrator?
I don't know why your shaking, she's going to eat me.

---What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
Push it aside and keep on eating!

---What do you call '69' in China?

---Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close his casket.

---Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.
"Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"
"You ain't being robbed" her attacker interrupted. "You're being screwed!"
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. "If you're screwing me with that," she fumed, "I am being robbed!"

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
2/19/2006 9:25 am

LMAO...please visit my blog place!


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
2/19/2006 6:43 pm

Those are up to your usual standards, lol.

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/22/2006 5:50 am

Thanks for checking out my 'blog' and I will indeed pay a visit to your 'blog'...Glad you liked the jokes!


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
2/22/2006 6:46 am

Thanks, Rock...guess I was fallin-behind-the-curve...
This may sound 'stupid' but, can you tell 'if' someone responds to your 'comments'...just for my info...I'm still kinda lost on this site...or do you go back and double-check?



2/28/2006 12:13 am

just going through some older posts...good one

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

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