Pending divorce...  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
4/20/2006 7:33 am

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4/26/2006 7:32 am

Pending divorce...

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.

"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."


lightswitch1963 70M/54F

4/20/2006 8:12 am

NO DUH!!!


reverend21 50M
1913 posts
4/20/2006 8:23 am

Gee, that sounds familiar,


im_your_man77 40M
961 posts
4/20/2006 8:26 am

I might have met her lol.


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/20/2006 10:27 am

Touch...You are 'Welcome'...I'm 'Sorry' you have had to experience tough times...

Hugs...OhSo{=}


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

4/20/2006 11:16 am

I don't understand why...? {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
4/20/2006 12:43 pm


TTigerAtty 63M

4/20/2006 6:34 pm

Classic! I run into one or two like that. It's frustrating when you can't communicate despite your very best efforts!


rm_ohsolustful 59M
859 posts
4/21/2006 5:32 am

LOL, very cute sweetheart. Thanks OHSOdeeppassionate kisses to Ya, and more than a few OHSOhot and OHSOwonderful licks too. see ya around


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:18 am

March...Well I'm glad you got a laugh

Hugs...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:21 am

light...shaking head grinning...YES!! DUH, HA!! Thanks for stopping by...

Hugs...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:23 am

rev{=} Now you wouldn't be thinking of the person who drove all the little creatures away...now are ya

grinning...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:26 am

man77...I have to admit, I too have met a few myself...not just woman either

silly smile...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:30 am

M I'm just as confused as you are Where do ya think she went wrong

shaking head laughing...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:31 am

Rock{=}Glad ya got a laugh

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:34 am

    Quoting DanielGR:
    LOL
    Oh I love that woman.
    I can talk with her for hours.
    Of course I also talk with my dog for hours.

Daniel{=}It would definitely make for a very interesting and entertaining conversation

big smooches...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:36 am

fun...your welcome giggle away my man

hugs...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:41 am

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Classic! I run into one or two like that. It's frustrating when you can't communicate despite your very best efforts!
Tig{=}Been there and know how you feel...I sometimes wonder if it may have something to do with 'selective listening' in some instances

contemplative smile...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/21/2006 8:55 am

    Quoting rm_ohsolustful:
    LOL, very cute sweetheart. Thanks OHSOdeeppassionate kisses to Ya, and more than a few OHSOhot and OHSOwonderful licks too. see ya around
OhSoL{=} You are OhSovery welcome...My day just wouldn't be OhSocomplete without your OhSolustful musings

OhSowonderful Kisses...OhSo{=}


rm_ohsolustful 59M
859 posts
4/22/2006 9:26 am

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, It's nice to know I make your day complete!!! You just keep thinking of my OHSOlustful thoughts and desires, makes me OHSOtingly just thinking of it, I kinda like that. I enjoy your OHSOinspiring comments as well...I'll be thinkin of them and those OHSOwonderful pictures of you as I go to sleep tonight. See you in my dreams Sweetheart. Lots of OHSOpassionate, and OHSOstimulating licks and nibbles to you.....PANT PANT PANT


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/22/2006 4:29 pm

    Quoting rm_ohsolustful:
    UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, It's nice to know I make your day complete!!! You just keep thinking of my OHSOlustful thoughts and desires, makes me OHSOtingly just thinking of it, I kinda like that. I enjoy your OHSOinspiring comments as well...I'll be thinkin of them and those OHSOwonderful pictures of you as I go to sleep tonight. See you in my dreams Sweetheart. Lots of OHSOpassionate, and OHSOstimulating licks and nibbles to you.....PANT PANT PANT
OhSoL Damn...you OhSonaughty man you I swear you must have invaded my 'dreams' because I woke-up today 'horny' as hellI have no ideal what I dreamt about...but Holy Mosses...I was OhSobothered...I tried to take care of the situation...but I got a blasted cramp in my leg {it's a long story and wouldn't want to give all the juicy details}...Maybe I'll spill the beans sometime...in a post dedicated to my OhSolustful, OhSoinspiring, OhSodelicious man...with a gift for Inspirational lustful musings

OhSoluscious Kisses...OhSo{=}


TTigerAtty 63M

4/22/2006 8:49 pm

    Quoting ohsodelicious:
    Tig{=}Been there and know how you feel...I sometimes wonder if it may have something to do with 'selective listening' in some instances

    contemplative smile...OhSo{=}
I have to admit to having done some selective listening on occasion, so I suspect the ladies do it to us guys too. Hmmmm?


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/23/2006 7:41 am

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    I have to admit to having done some selective listening on occasion, so I suspect the ladies do it to us guys too. Hmmmm?
Tig{=}I was speaking in the general sense...about both gender...and trying to converse being more confusing than productive But I must admit, I too have been guilty

Kisses...OhSo{=}


rm_ohsolustful 59M
859 posts
4/24/2006 5:44 am

I am OHSO glad I was able to send my dream out to your dream Sweetheart. It was OHSOincredible for me too. In my dream you didnt get a cramp though, although you were doing an awful lot of OHSOloud moaning and screaming, followed by an OHSOearthshattering orgasmic experience....I know I awoke on the wet spot..WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, What a night it was


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
4/26/2006 7:32 am

    Quoting rm_ohsolustful:
    I am OHSO glad I was able to send my dream out to your dream Sweetheart. It was OHSOincredible for me too. In my dream you didnt get a cramp though, although you were doing an awful lot of OHSOloud moaning and screaming, followed by an OHSOearthshattering orgasmic experience....I know I awoke on the wet spot..WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, What a night it was
OhSoL{=}I really don't remember the dream...but it must have been a dooozzzy...cause I sure did wake-up OhSoexcited

OhSolusty Kisses...OhSo{=}


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