Nonliving 'things' have a gender...  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
3/7/2006 12:55 am

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Nonliving 'things' have a gender...

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.

For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

TTigerAtty 63M

3/7/2006 7:00 am

Cute! Thanks!

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
3/7/2006 7:13 am

1) ziplock bags expand when you heat them
2) copiers can be a real mess when you fool with their insides
3) tires go round and round and round
4) hot air ballons will keep getting bigger until they explode
5) sponges are good at cleaning things
6) web pages, the 404 errors are blonde (current company excepted)
7) subways, the third rail is hot
hourglass, great to look at but work better when you turn them over regularly
9) hammer, very simple and easy to manipulate
10) remote control, only works when you push the buttons.

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/7/2006 9:18 am

Daniel{=}Welcome back I see you haven't lost your touch


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/7/2006 9:20 am

TTg...Anytime if I can put a smile on your face


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/7/2006 9:26 am

Rock{=} Damn! Funny!! and true


scorpmail66 51M
260 posts
3/7/2006 2:55 pm

very good ohso made me smile

a remote has battries just like a vibrator and they always run out just when you need em most. does that make a vib male too lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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