Miss Johnson  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
3/5/2006 9:38 am

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3/6/2006 9:14 pm

Miss Johnson

Miss Johnson's fourth grade class was about to begin their lesson for the day. Miss Johnson explained, "I am going to call out a letter of the alphabet and call on one of you to give me a word that begins with the letter and then use it in a sentence."
She began with the letter 'A'. Several students in the class raised their hands, including little foul mouthed Joey, who knew a dirty word for just about every letter in the alphabet. She called on Suzy, who said "apple". Miss johnson said "Very good Suzy, now use it in a sentence." Suzy replied "I brought an apple for lunch."
"Very good Suzy." Miss Johnson then continued through the alphabet calling on different students. Little Joey was raising his hand every time, but she was reluctant to call on him until she got to the letter 'U'. She couldn't think of any dirty words that began with the letter 'U' so she let Joey have turn. Joey said "urinate." Miss Johnson was beside herself over his word choice. With a lot of reservation she said "OK Joey, use that word in a sentence." He replied, "Urinate, Miss Johnson, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!

mygmyg 60M

3/5/2006 10:07 am

Joey Kills everytime!!

sexyblokeinlincs 55M
470 posts
3/5/2006 12:14 pm

Good old Joey!


TTigerAtty 63M

3/5/2006 6:09 pm

That Joey is pretty advanced for a 4th grader!

caressmewell 55F

3/5/2006 6:34 pm


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
3/6/2006 7:22 am

My fourth grade teacher was pretty hot too.

rm_luvpiano2 57M
367 posts
3/6/2006 2:52 pm


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/6/2006 9:14 pm

OK! I'm trying some of the ‘stuff’ that you can use within ‘blogs’ and really have no ideal what I’m doing or if this will work...but here goes!

myg...he's a riot all right

sexy...just think what he'll come up with when he gets older

TTg...can you just imagine what he'll be up to in 10th grade

caress...I thought so too

Rock...your doing better than I am...I don't even remember any of my 4th grade teachers

luv...glad you got a laugh

Sorry, about the ‘mass’ response {I really like to make individual responses} but I’m on afternoons and that takes a big chunk out of my day.

Kisses and Hugs...OhSo{=}

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