Cinderella ....  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
1/31/2006 6:49 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Cinderella ....

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As, Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and *very* satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?"

"I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something or other..."

fantasylover_05 63M

1/31/2006 1:53 pm

Thats funny!! LOL

Thank you... I enjoyed it.. that is one I have not heard!

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
1/31/2006 4:12 pm

Well, I'm glad you liked it...I got a good laugh also. Hope to see you around again!

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
1/31/2006 9:07 pm

I love that joke!

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/1/2006 3:41 am

Very Cute!!!!

Thanks for the lovely compliment earlier

Kiss Kiss,

Purry {=}


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
2/2/2006 8:42 am

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/2/2006 1:33 pm

LMAO.....too funny, delicious!! Holla.

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