A blonde and a brunette...  

ohsodelicious 58F
1747 posts
3/10/2006 5:34 pm

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3/11/2006 6:57 pm

A blonde and a brunette...

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door,the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!"

The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited.

After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving.

The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind.

The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What
the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!"

The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"


wantonwill 61M

3/11/2006 5:59 am

nice stories......you should go into stand up comedy...I could be your agent!


fantasylover_05 63M

3/11/2006 11:34 am

FUNNY!!!

Thanks for the laugh this morning


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
3/11/2006 1:33 pm

Do blondes really understand blonde jokes?

Two blondes were sitting on a bench staring at the full moon. One blonde says "I wonder which is closer the Moon or Miami Beach?" The other blonde says "Duh, you can't see Miami Beach from here!"


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/11/2006 4:26 pm

wanton...if only I could take the credit...gee! I would be fabby-u-lussly-famous!!{Not to mention 'ridiculously' rich}...But, whoa...is me...I'm not the creator of said joke...I’m just passing ‘it’ on...Thanks anyway!! Glad you got a laugh

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/11/2006 6:51 pm

Daniel{=}Darling, You know I ‘love’ you...I have always been supportive...even when...should we say...’Master Mind’ was the only ‘survivor’....are you sure you want to take on such ‘responsibility’...!!?? Considering, the lose of all your ‘proteges’ I would not want to ‘assume’ you where ‘thinking’ with the wrong ‘one’ ...I do hope you are able to accomplish ‘said’ mission’ without a ‘compromise’ OMG...!! I’LL Stop. While I’m ahead.. J/K

Big Smouch...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/11/2006 6:57 pm

fantasy...You are Welcome! Glad I could bring a smile to your face!!

OhSo...{=}


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