Message from a Neanderthal Man  

ohmylook 54M
15 posts
3/8/2006 6:59 am

Last Read:
10/22/2008 12:21 pm

Message from a Neanderthal Man


I did miss the fine print on a profile and sent a wink to someone that had stated no males. And for my not reading the complete profile I received the following email. This has to be one of the funniest I have seen, and all from someone that has education listed as a Masters, I don't thing so. Here it is: Subject: Ass Hole

"WELL U ARE A OTHER DUM ASS THAT CANT READ U ARE NOT ALL THAT ANY WAY LIKE U THINK UUR PROFILE IS CLEAR WHAT WE WANT AND IT IS NOT A FAT ASS GUY LIKE YOUR SELF DONT WINK DONT SEND E MAILES NOTHING AT ALL ARE U CAN DEAL WITH ME THE MALE HALF IN PURSON U DONT HAVE A CLUE HOW BAD OF A TEMPER I HAVE AND I HAVE THE ASS TO BACK MY SELF SO DICK HEAD LATER"

Nope this is how I got it did not change a thing, all in caps, boy he was really upset I guess.

rm_jbmm3 47M/35F
74 posts
3/8/2006 8:09 am

You know what man? shit happens. and if u winked at a couple fuckin so what, your letting them know that the woman is hot. That is a funny e mail. i bet that person feels like a dumb ass!


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
3/8/2006 8:40 am

And...if this is what it took to encourage you to begin to blog
....bring them on! Goddess is rolling out the red carpet of
what we call Blogland for the beautiful you....Welcome {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


Allsleeky 37F

3/8/2006 12:20 pm

OMG. Lol, that's a funny and ruse e-mail.
Welcome to the blogs

Allsleeky


IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
5/15/2006 5:45 pm

How angry was that guy? He must have thrown his plateful of possum stew at the cabin wall, stomped all over his banjo and scared that poor hog half to death with his hollerin' when someone read your e mail to him!!! Who cares that 12 of his 17 children have 6 fingers on each hand, or that there are only two surnames in a town with a population of 200? I think it is very romantic that he loved his 1st cousin so much that he married her. And it's nobody's business what he does with his hog on a Saturday night... I also think he deserves some credit for doing all the dental work on his whole family. Can't be easy with his eyes - what with one lookin' at ya and one lookin' for ya...

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


gfriendwbenefit 55F

6/6/2006 9:18 pm

That was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time, and IAmRubytuesday's response was funnier than the email.


TawdryAudrey 60F
181 posts
11/29/2011 6:48 am

This made me smile! Thank you!


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