How to please a women  

oh_yum 34F
11 posts
7/21/2006 5:52 am

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7/28/2006 1:54 pm

How to please a women

If you are young or have virgin eyes/ears....please, don't
read this. lol. This is definitely getting posted in a blog
too, fellas really need to know this!!!

This is all you need to know !!! 95% of females can't
cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're
on top why? so they can stimulate their doin'
their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really
does nothin' for the key pussy first..make
her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft
and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick
to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once
ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive
in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take
your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but
don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss
around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally
once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what
u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's
all's easier to make em cum w/their
lips u have easier access to their clit) now...roll
the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the
clit in a circular motion...slowly... DONT STOP...the
KEY is to hold your rhythm...listen to homegirls breathin'..use
this as feedback..and react w/your tongue
want her breathin' to be a steady pace..kinda
like a clock...tick tock tick tock tick sounds
lame but she should be breathin' on not
MOANING..breathing ...listen to her breathin'...listen
to the moans when ur on the phone or somethin'
the key is...DONT STOP (I emphasize this, cuz it's
important...if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're
not gonna get anywhere)...DONT STOP..even if it's
to pick a hair outta ur mouth...just hold your
her clit...increase speed gradually...once u've
got the speed up a bit...and her breathin' is tellin'
u on target..use more of the tip of ur tongue...and move
it less...but at a slightly faster pace...basically work
ur way into..flickin' it back n forth like a punching's hard to explain..but it's kinda like
vibratin' your tongue..not swayin' it back n
forth like a wreckin' ball..slappin' her clit
as you swoosh by..if u can keep this up for atleast 60 seconds...she'll
cum.. if she's stubborn and won't bust..get a
finger or two up inside her..hook ur finger(s)..and kinda
her Gspot..which feels like a lil's on
the "ceiling" of her pussy..inside..and up
top.. about an inch in.. consider your fingers holdin'
the harmony..while your tongue works the melody...and
she'll bust before u know it..'ve
the worst thing u can do STOP..keep fuckin'
goin..this is the good part..if u ignore her pants, rants,
and gestures for u to stop..and keep goin' like she
hasn't busted..(she'll initially want u to stop
cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)..after
10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade..and
about a minute later..yes A MINUTE..she'll bust
do it again and again and again until she declares you the
winner....the only way to know you did a good job is by getting
served seconds thirds fourths and fifths I thought that
would be a great way to show the ladies and gents.. how a women
likes it!!

Zippitydoyou 59M
8 posts
7/21/2006 7:05 am

LOL, Sure wish we had the internet when I was your age. Would have learned a lot more, a lot sooner! but then heck, all this practice would have been wasted if I did it right the first time. Thanks for the lesson.

Edge357 53M
389 posts
7/21/2006 7:31 am

Oh Yum oh,

Whoa, I was expecting a blog on "Yum-o -- the cooking show with Rachael Ray" -- let me tell you I was surprised by YOUR recipe. It is superb, but I have no tools in my kitchen that will get me anything like you described. Satisfyingly you are an Ohio girl, and apparently you really know how to stir it up, heat it up, and COOK. So I better keep an eye on you.

Your recipe is useful for those geeky young guys you may have had fumbling around in your pantry. But, unfortunately they rarely read up on these things. And they think they need only that one mixing tool that works for everything.

We more experienced chefs can really lay out a spread and excel on all courses up to, and including, dessert. (More whipped cream with that?)


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rm_viper3162 39M

7/21/2006 7:41 am

I would love to eat you out. If you want we can go have breakfast somewhere first then go from there. Let me know.

WoundFossaTinge 39M

7/22/2006 1:43 am

Wow, nice blog and good thoughts. Sounds like a good time and welcome to blogland as well.

SirMounts 103M

7/25/2006 9:20 pm

I like the way you write.
Welcome to blogging, oh yum. *smiling*

rm_marnisway 86F
5018 posts
7/26/2006 8:54 am

welcome to the blogs..



Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good is good

I've done it again...*S*

unionman74 43M

7/28/2006 4:13 am

The only problem for some women is after she cums it tickles so much she makes me stop. Has happened with a few women. Also, after they cum from oral, alot of women just want the dick which doesn't bother me at I actually got a girl to cum both ways from her being on top so i know you're dead right on that 1, of course you're right, you are a woman....lmao

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