Its just an old wives tale.....  

nvrenuffass 52M
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5/13/2006 5:05 pm

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Its just an old wives tale.....

While I was in the navy I always heard how lucky I was to be single, because we "supposedly were having sex damn near every day for hours on end. Well, I guess some guys were always getting laid but for me I always thought the opposite. It's the married guys who are always getting the ass.

I've never had any luck with women, for what ever reason women scare the hell out of me. It's one of those strange complex's that I was lucky enough to be blessed with. I mean I love women, it's a rare event if I can't have some sort of sexual thought about any woman (legal age only) I see, yes there are some exceptions to that but not many. I'm a guy who doesn't have a six pack and is hung like a bull chipmunk, so I don't expect a woman to look like a playboy model. just a normal everyday type of person is what gets me hot. But once she says anything to me I'm looking for a fucking escape route.......

Anyway when I was a single guy and geting laid if I were lucky once every year I was sure that being married was where it was at. Somehow or another I actually found a women either dumb or desperate enough to marry me. I was thinking "this is it. Sexual pay dirt, I have finally arrived." Then some dumbass chief petty officer burst my bubble when he dropped this little depthcharge on me: "Hey Tom, the first year your married, drop a nickle in a jar every time you have sex. Then starting on your second year take one out every time you have sex, you'll never empty your jar!"

I was thinking go fuck yourself you crusty old sob, you just never get laid because your breath smells and that gross non washed coffee cup never leaves your fucking hand. Well needles to say that first year due to being gone I put a wopping fifteen nickles in my jar. I'm now on year ten of my attempt to prove him wrong and all I can say is chief go fuck yourself you cursed me. Were half way through the fifth month of the year and my wife has given it up a whole three times!!!!!!! It's supposed to be an old wifes tale.

GossipJunkie 41F

5/13/2006 6:22 pm

All the more reason for me to be a companion vs. ever being a wife. Look at Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell; Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. The best couples are the ones that aren't married. Sorry yours fits that bill too.

"Dance like nobody's watching"

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
5/14/2006 7:02 am

welcome to da blogz

marriage can be a strange thing....

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