Is that YOU in that picture?  

noshoe 58M/57F
19 posts
4/11/2006 2:41 pm

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5/5/2006 7:08 pm

Is that YOU in that picture?

Now I’m not saying I’m naturally skeptical, though as a professional writer it is an occupational hazard. But I don’t believe some of what I see.

I have been doing taxes the past week so I have not been in the real world for a while. But have women all of a sudden started to wear mullets?

I was perving pictures the other day and saw long flowing red hair in one photo. And you know what they say about redheads… either they are drop dead gorgeous, or they may have been touched with the ugly stick… few are in between. So when I saw the picture I was taken back and was intrigued.

So I perved the profile further. Upon further examination I saw a face shot of the same female with short, almost dikey, gray hair up front. Now is this your quintesential female mullet… Business up front, party out back. Or is someone playing around with photos… I’m not here to judge, I get in ENOUGH TROUBLE writing.

When I inquired about the situation I was told that photo was a few years old. Now exactly how many years does it take to go from auburn red hair you wanna play in to steel gray?

The point of the matter is simply this, if you want to get together with a couple, make your pictures honest. What do you think you are going to meet in some dark bar and never see what each other look like? I stick things in the wrong place when I do that… and THAT gets me in even MORE trouble.

So here’s the deal, a picture can last, what two years? After that they get stale anyways and OMG with digital cameras these days we are talking 2-3 cents worth of power. Get your pictures current… hell if you are relatively decent looking… and your female, I’LL take them for you… I am a professional you know, I have shot about a dozen cover shots… no perv shots yet though.

One last thing as long as I am on a roll. We like women. They are 50 times better looking then us guys. OK I do have a nice ass… I work on it daily, it BETTER be. But do us all a favor and put a picture of the guy…. INCLUDING HIS GUT on your profile. We don’t need to see his dick, cause those have been known to change shape.

Many of you women have commented that you don’t do short fat guys. Show that you aren’t one on your profile. Or if you are one, don’t show it, but buy PLENTY of very good wine and maybe they won’t notice.

The point of the matter is, be honest with people. If they aren’t your cup of tea from the photo, so be it. There are only 16 million other pervs on AdultFriendFinder. If you lie about your photos, you deserve the rudeness some have given on a wasted evening when people lied through the lenses of a camera.

Taking perv pictures are fun, make it a monthly thing, or do it with a friend. You may end up getting laid.


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Allsleeky 37F

4/11/2006 4:00 pm

I don't see the point in using very old pictures if they really want to meet someone and get together! The worst is when people use fake pictures!

ruby_twlight 44F
4 posts
5/4/2006 11:21 am

has seen my share of old and fake pics....agrees with noshoe please update your photos often ~kisses~ *ruby*

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