A waist is a terrible thing to mind  

normalornaught 35M
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6/4/2006 6:09 pm

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2/10/2007 5:28 am

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

So I went shopping with the family today, I decided to buy a pair of pants. When I was 30 my waist was 28/29 and my length was 33. The last two pairs of pants seemed a little long and a little tight so I decided to try them on, I grabbed a 32 waist 33 length and they were tight and long, so on the advice of my loving wife. I tried a 34 waist and a 31 length they fit perfectly. As I walked away I was thinking, am I shrinking in height, and how the hell did my waist get bigger than my length.

After careful and long analysis I finaly determined I was distraught because I have so many pair of pants that I will now have to replace.

In order to be brave I have now chosen my mood as "Exanimate" what the hell does that mean anyways. I hope nothing too bad I can't take anymore self exanimation today.

Walking away mumbling examinate, exanimate, exterminate, estimate... whatever

PineyFolks 60M/60F

6/4/2006 7:07 pm

LOL i have wondered that too of that word. I should just look it up but keep forgetting.


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