Don't try this at home...  

nightstogether 58M
818 posts
8/9/2005 12:43 am

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Don't try this at home...


Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

and the man only tries to get help after two weeks?

nightstogether
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redswallow777 49M
6811 posts
8/9/2005 12:12 pm

I am sure I would not wait two weeks but I would also not be in too much of a rush to expose my locked up nuts. And why did he call it in at 3:40 in the morning??


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
8/9/2005 8:04 pm

Somebody ought to keep an eye on that dude. No telling what he'll try next.

I don't suppose he wore boxers during that ordeal. I'll bet Lorena Bobbitt would'a known what to do!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

8/10/2005 6:20 am

*ouch*


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