Beggars can't be choosers - so I'm down to veggies!  

neuroticafrican 37F
131 posts
5/12/2006 6:14 am

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5/25/2006 2:29 am

Beggars can't be choosers - so I'm down to veggies!

And so, I'm having this conversation with Mr. X (easier to call my love interest that) and I'm telling him how frustrated I feel!!!! I need to get laid tonight! And yet, can't call the ex to get some! ....Now that's a lie, I've already called him, but recalling the "do you like being my whore" saga, I ended up just asking him how his day was.
Mr. X, why do you put such evil thoughts in my head? You're not here, and you know how humiliated I get with the you suggest toys! Great idea, except, they are not widely available here (donations anyone? It's a worthy cause ) and I have none.

Why not start off with carrots? Then zuchinni, then maybe a cucumber...has it come to this? Is that all the choice I have left?

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/12/2006 6:29 am

There are still bananas

Purry {=}


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
5/12/2006 7:15 am

LOL! You poor thing! I recently tried sex with veggies and it was rather fun! LOL! I tried cucumber and corn. Just one small tip for you if you do resort to the veggies - make sure they are NOT cold!

Have fun when Mr. X cums back and have fun with the veggies!!!


rm_goffer11 50M

5/12/2006 7:20 am

Mr X sounds like a nice guy, maybe you should keep him.


neuroticafrican 37F

5/12/2006 7:42 am

More to try! Thanks Purry,now where's my grocery list, need to add that...

neuroticafrican 37F

5/12/2006 7:54 am

Mr. X told me I could solve the problem with cold veggies by dipping them in cold water. And Goffer, Mr. X is a wonderful person.

hey-bratender 63M

5/12/2006 11:47 am

Hot buttered corn on the cob!

neuroticafrican 37F

5/15/2006 12:56 am

bratender???? I'm getting scared....

rm_hotmike16 39M
1 post
5/15/2006 11:11 pm

mmm..why use veggies while my hard and long dick is here for u...i can make all of ur fantasies cum true...
nice time...

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