the flirt, the klutz and the dork  

neotrio 42M/39F  
1469 posts
4/14/2006 3:23 pm

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the flirt, the klutz and the dork

who is the superhero within you?

your everyday persona...that's just your alter ego. that's just your cover. the superhero within reveals him/herself when: you're mad, when you're scared, when you're alone, when you're having sex, when...when....whenever you let it.

who are you?

me? depending on my mood i can go between:

the flirt- able to open doors with a single smile, dodges speeding tickets with a bat of her eyelashes, getter of free drinks
super power: the hypnotic power of "the lips"

super klutz- tripper, faller out of beds in a single bound, breaker of things, discoverer of new ways to get concussions
super power: enemies are foiled by the chaotic chain reaction that trails behind her

el dorko supremo- reads books faster than a speeding bullet (i wish), laser deflecting glasses, lover of independent and foreign films
super power: the blog

i'm a flirt. i'm a klutz. i'm a dork.
shhhhhh....don't tell.

who are you?

don't worry your secret is safe with me...and the dozens who read my blog. lol.

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
4/14/2006 6:52 pm

Vick_Demise-heeeey....that's me. get your own secret identity.

sexedcravednemph 36M/32F
260 posts
4/14/2006 8:20 pm

I am

The Flirt- Similar to you When opening doors I give a smile and the innocent gaze. I do not bat my eyes but i do give sensual eyes. The flirt is for the cute and sweet individuals that cross my way.

The closet freak - When with hubby and sometimes other swingers the innocent Me becomes the exocitc sexual being. Secretly many times I fantasize about swingers that we meet.

The devil in me- When offended or otherwise hurt by someone...The angry me comes out. Sometimes I can be mean. I usually do it in a mature way. I will admit I use to handle it in childish ways when i was in highschool. But now I treat others with respect even when disrespected.

The Nurturer in me- When seeing someone hurt, mistreated, or abused, I become a nurturer. I want to take them under my wing as if I were an eagle and fly them to safety.

The student in me- I always long to learn new things in life.

The teacher and mother in me- I want to teach everything good to my child and also teach her how to cope with the bad.

The hero within me is many things put together. I would never consider myself a hero nor anything I do heroic. Everything I do be it the nurturer in me or the freak in me makes me the me I am happy to be.

All of us have wonderful traits and we all have perpatrator traits in us. It makes us all who we are. One person with only one trait would be rather boring and probably in some way unhappy. I embrace everything I am. If it weren't for the devil in me...the student in me would have nothing to learn from. If it werent from the freak in me, the flirt in me would not exist. If it werent for the nurturer in me and all other traits in me....I would probably not have learned to be a good mother and teacher for my child.

Nice blog neo. I really enjoyed reading it and thoroughly enjoyed writing in it. Kisses to ya sweety

Jeepidiot 44M

4/14/2006 8:54 pm

The Exaggerator -- Everything is a million times worse than it really is. I mean EVERYTHING! Of course EVERYONE hates me so who cares what I write here?
Super Power -- The ability to make a mountain out of a mole hill. Seriously. I mean one day I had this mole hill and I swear the next day it was like 20,000 feet high.

The Assumer -- Does it really matter? I mean I figured you had better things to do.
Super Power -- Constantly making an Ass out of U and Me. Can also put both feet in mouth at same time.

The OverThinker -- Constantly mulling over every possible reason and excuse as to why something happens to me. Tearing down every excuse before I even hear them.
Super Power -- I'll have to get back to you on that. I'm thinking about several at the moment but I have to work out the kinks in them and their weaknesses. If you could get back to me in a week or two I'm sure I'll have a rough draft at least.

I'm kind of tired so I can't write me. I'm sure I could come up with at least a MILLION different super heroes and powers but chances are the ones I gave already are boring and you'd rather just delete my post all together than have it cluttering up your blog. I mean I would. I mean lets think about it for a second. Who would want someone like me writing in their blog? You don't want to be seen with me or associate with me. There's like a MILLION different reasons why.

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
4/15/2006 1:53 pm

sexcraved-wow you do wear a lot of hats, in this case a lot of capes.

i think you're super! glad you had a good time with this post.


neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
4/15/2006 2:01 pm

jeep-hahaha...haha.......ha..........hmmmm.....actually, that sounds pretty accurate. lol. kidding. you know i love your bloggie style.

MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
4/15/2006 8:40 pm


happy 59th... tho, personally- i think that '60 wasn't an all bad number...

Well, if it were anybody else, I wouldn't dare divulge my secret, Secret Identity.

You already know my public secret identity in the guise of the Toxic Avenger, but what you may have only suspected from perusing My World, is my true Secret Identity:

I am The Idiot!

Capable of transcribing the most inane ramblings yarfed up by my Id, shamelessly considering them to be literary triumphs!

...which might just explain my place in the standings, now that I think about it...



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
4/16/2006 1:23 am

I am the guy next door.
Pleasant and polite, easy to get along with and soft spoken.

As you may know [wink], I tend to smile a lot and I have been accused of being a flirt... tsk, tsk... so unfair...

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
4/17/2006 7:42 am

mr.p-the idiot huh? hmmm...i don't see it. maybe i'm just in denial and don't want to believe my blog idol could possibly be an idiot. then again maybe that makes all the more sense..."if he can do it..."

hee hee hee...aww come on you know i adore you.


neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
4/17/2006 7:43 am

toothy-guy next door? figures, i used to drool over him too.

kisses and sighs.

Priapeo 47M

6/22/2006 5:35 am

Ok, I'll adhere to your paradygm, if you don't mind:

The Seer - endowed with great reverse-intuition, able to see through a glass as if it were a glass and trained in the use of most renowned guessing devices (crystal balls, tarots, fortune cookies and baci Perugina).
Superpower: able to see past events later than everybody else. Thanks to this power I spotted this post of yours.

The mom guy - inspires old ladies to chat up with him on public transports, captures the faith of mothers when dating their daughters (WARNING: not usable anymore!) and gets always an extra slice of cake.
Superpower: the skin is plated with a special alloy making him able to repel smacks

The constant beginner - perennially starting things that he never follows through, has an amazing range of interests and a useless degree.
Superpower: (sorry, but I still must get to the end of this one)

And now that I revealed to you my secrets, please, I beg for your privacy: I am still paying the costume instalments.


P.S. If you put a finger in front of them do they become more hypnotic?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
6/28/2006 5:32 pm

stevo-thanks for sharing. i kinda knew about some of them...but the rude logic i've not seen yet. don't apologize about the always have a way of catching my eye.

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
6/28/2006 5:44 pm

priapeo-thanks for reading some of the older entries. i almost missed your comment, but i'm glad i didn't.

the constant beginner sounds similar to my new secret identity...the procrastinator.

p.s. send pics of you in your tights

Priapeo 47M

7/3/2006 9:26 am

Define tights... perhaps I already have some pic of the sort

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

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