flat on my back  

neotrio 42M/39F  
1469 posts
5/29/2006 3:48 pm

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flat on my back

mood: horizontal

well memorial day was...memorable to say the least. actually, for me it's not over yet. i'm taking today, tuesday, off. truth is, i threw out my back, and not doing anything swinger worthy either.

no it was just me being the accident prone klutz i've always claimed to be. i was at a fancy function this weekend, all decked out anad ready to get func-y. i stepped out for a quick breath of fresh air (long toke of nicotine)...it wasn't raining, it wasn't wet except for one spot just big enough for me to find and stick my snazzy heel into causing me to go sliding, arms flailing about.

luckily no one was around to witness the accident. i had a god laugh....right before i had a good cry. a bruised ego and a...a...well i don't know what the technical term is for "a thrown out my back because i'm a freakin' klutz"

so i'm self medicating-rest, nicoine, blogging and cyber-sex...ok not the latter, not really my style. but i might be home for a couple of days already flat on my back and bored as hell...who knows....

sexedcravednemph 36M/32F
260 posts
5/29/2006 4:22 pm

Awe sweety I am very sorry to hear about your accident. I hope you start feeling much better. If ya need anything let me know. I am only a message or phone call away. I hope you start to feel better soon sweety. MUahh for your back and Muahh for you.

Jeepidiot 44M

5/29/2006 6:18 pm

You know it's the "American Way" to sue the place where you slipped and fell. Let me know when you get your settlement so you can fly me to Guam and can begin my life of being lazy.

I do hope you feel better though.

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
6/2/2006 5:19 pm

sexcraved-thanks sweety. i do feel much better...aaahhhh the healing power of your kisses.

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
6/2/2006 5:22 pm

jeep-you know i wasn't going to sue but using the money to help you start your life in paradise sounds like a plan, however since i'm gonna keep you as my personal sextoy, it's gonna be anything but lazy days ahead...can you handle it?

neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
6/2/2006 5:29 pm

stevo-you're right i should just edit one of those pictures for blogging purposes, i seem to use them a lot. but going to get some stable pumps? do you even know me at all? it doesn't matter what i'm wearing: heels, tennis shoes, slippers, nurse's shoes (i'm not a nurse nor have i ever worn nurse's shoes, but i know me...hey, do they even do they make them in "two left feet?"), barefoot....

"du-du-du...another bites the dust.."


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
6/3/2006 10:38 am

Well, I hope you were at least in the costume of your Super Heroine persona, The Klutz

Flying is a skill many super heros have, traditionally the preferred mode of flight is moving forward, and facing down...

I expect this clarification has helped!



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



neotrio 42M/39F  
1213 posts
6/11/2006 4:05 pm

mr p-you're such a wise guy...er...man.


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