You Can't HANDLE This!!  

neotrio 42M/39F
1469 posts
9/20/2005 2:11 pm

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You Can't HANDLE This!!

Woke up in a funk this morning..think I'm getting sick so i'll keep it short today.

I was just wondering about everybody's A.F.F.handle. Handles are very interesting to me. Some use it to describe themselves (shycplonguam, naughty671). Others use it to describe what they're looking for (openmindednguam)or what they have to offer (bliss671, wedotaboo). Some are comical, and some are down right dirty (hot4hugecock). Song titles/lyrics (omesohony), movie quotes and other forms of pop culture have also found themselves in many a handle.

so what's yours?

What does it say? (for those spelled most creatively)

Is there a story behind the handle?

Where there other names you tried, upon filling out the membership form, before this one-but was denied that handle because some other sex-god was sharing your brainwaves? (yeah...tons!)

example handles used in entry are actual handles from swingers on guam. I would have made links to their profiles but I don't know how to.

b-t-w: there's a little (not-very-interesting story behind our little handle. I'll share it with you later in a post)



MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
9/20/2005 6:19 pm

Since I've been here on A dubF for about a year now, I don't recollect the first twenty or so (Yes, Two-Zero Plus!) names I tried on for size. The especially annoying thing was many of these really cool, clever handles that were taken belonged to profiles that hadn't been accessed in ages!

Since the god, Priapus was also taken, I opted for a slightly more formal, less god-like approach and added the Mister to it.

In the interest of full disclosure of both my Handle and delusions of adequacy:

Priapus: The god of procreation (All I've had is dogs, cats, fishes, and a couple birdies- pertinent reasons why at a later date, perhaps ), guardian of gardens and vineyards (Well, my tomato plants, flower boxes, and house plants are all thriving, blooming, and basically going like little green mad bastards. And I do like a nice glass now and again), and personification of the erect phallus (Maybe in my 'teens and twenties. Now it takes jumper cables and a Die Hard battery...) [American Heritage College Dictionary]

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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nietchze 44M

9/21/2005 8:39 pm

Hmmm...I've been on A FF for about 6 years. I started doing this Cause I had a shitty midnight job that has lots of sitting-around-waiting-for-things-to-break time. And in 99 this was somthing of a novelty to me, so I joined. I picked Nietchsze because I thought it to be an interesting way of starting conversation ( side note: the REAL speeling was already taken, so I abbreviated/ modified it ) And besides that I don't have a 12" throbbing python, so the name 12InchThrobbingPython (M) couldn't be used. I am happy to report that the choice of name has served me well, and fullfilled it's purpose. Though all things being equal, I would rather be 12InchCockGuy (M).


HughJarse2000 48M

9/24/2005 6:09 pm

I worked in a clinic in England 15 years ago where a friend and I used to make up patients names and put them on the Surgery list just for laughs.

Mrs Betty Swollocks - sweaty bollocks
Ms Irene Over
Mr R Sole

etc etc

Mr Hugh Jarse was one of them , though prob not an original , i have used it all over the net for last 15 years . Do a Google search - loads of that shit will be me

Hugh


neotrio 42M/39F
1213 posts
9/29/2005 8:40 am

thanks guys...good stuff.

mr. p-personification of the erect phallus huh? so...planning a trip to the pacific anytime soon?

nietchze-12InchThrobbingPython....hmmm...you and mr.p should start planning your trip together. you could probably get a good group rate seeing as how you'll need one seat for each of you and then another for your...ahem...packages. LOL

hughjarse-[b/]i can't say your name without giggling. by the way has anybody seen mike hunt?


neotrio 42M/39F
1213 posts
9/29/2005 8:42 am

thanks guys...good stuff.

mr. p-personification of the erect phallus huh? so...planning a trip to the pacific anytime soon?

nietchze-12InchThrobbingPython....hmmm...you and mr.p should start planning your trip together. you could probably get a good group rate seeing as how you'll need one seat for each of you and then another for your...ahem...packages. LOL

hughjarse-i can't say your name without giggling. by the way has anybody seen mike hunt?


toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
10/3/2005 7:56 am

I was looking for something innocent, since I 'm here for the fun rather than the sex. [though the two are not mutually exclusive!].

I tried a couple of handles such as smiley, they were taken. Toothysmile wasn't, so I became what I hope to be the first in a long line of toothysmiles!

I do have a toothy smile and I smile a lot.
I chose to show my smile, because it describes me but allows me to keep my anonymity at the same time.


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
10/4/2005 5:37 pm

Sadly, no such trips anticipated

Fortunately, should the occassion arise, at least my package is carry-on, as well as Wash-N-Wear...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


wyvernrose 39F  
3961 posts
11/1/2005 8:51 pm

I have had my handle for years it is a part of me now I had it well before I came to AdultFriendFinder my husband kinda nicked it and dropped the s when he signed it up but I am also a member under my original handle as a female

I use my handle everywhere and chop it a bit when I want too but as yet I havent found anyone else even attempt to use it iv only chopped it by choice rather than need

WyvernRose


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