Joke : Are you a true Quebecer  

neil4you999 38M
28 posts
3/27/2006 12:13 pm

Last Read:
9/27/2007 5:16 pm

Joke : Are you a true Quebecer

Ok I read this from someone elses blog and just had to share it with you all... This is a joke, please no hate mail if you are offended in anyway...


1. "Vacation" means going South past Plattsburg for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again.

5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

10. Down South to you means Albany ... (Where's Albany, south of Newport?)

11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Quebec friends

Hope it made you laugh as much as I did...


nicenpleasy 40M

3/29/2006 5:11 am

like it alot! very fuuny. lol

meitnerium109 38M
2 posts
4/10/2006 7:18 pm

Clearly too funny

rm_germanone01 51M
32 posts
9/1/2006 5:14 am

funny and it looks like I need to learn a lot to become a quebecois

Mimi452 35F
1 post
2/13/2009 4:41 am

most of it is true except the deer statue part, the south is at least Miami and we don't picnic on the 1st of july cuz we're too busy moving

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