Found in my in-basket.......  

rm_nbtnt 59F
67 posts
9/12/2005 6:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Found in my in-basket.......

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

five_speed 42M

9/13/2005 2:50 pm

hee hee hee!

rammerman05 50M
1 post
9/13/2005 4:40 pm

that's funny stuff

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
9/14/2005 1:53 am


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

HardlyYours4Now 53M

9/15/2005 12:16 pm

And who can trust him anyway? Always claiming to be 25% larger than he really is...

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