And what does straight mean in your parallel universe?  

natoslug 50M
17 posts
4/27/2006 9:22 am
And what does straight mean in your parallel universe?

I just updated my profile and thought I'd post it here just so the message gets out: Guys, I'm straight. So no, I don't want you to blow me. I don't want to blow you. I don't care how good you are or how much you think I'll like it. Getting fucked up the ass doesn't appeal to me either. Hell, fucking my wife up the ass doesn't really appeal to me (although that may have more to do with how horribly wrong it's gone every time we've tried, but that's something for another post). If you have now or ever have had a cock and/or balls, or even a five-o-clock shadow, I'm not going to meet with you.

Sorry, but I'm just not interested. So please, don't waste your time writing to me and im-ing me -- I AM NOT INTERESTED. Why do you think my profile lists me as straight? I'll give you a big hint: Because I am not attracted to other men. I'll give you another big hint: If you want sex with another guy, please please please look for one who is gay. Or bi. Hell, try a bi-curious guy. Leave the straight guys alone -- we're too busy failing to score with women here to focus on converting to homosexuality.

Just as I try to avoid contacting lesbians, or women/couples who are not interested in meeting men, you might try sticking to your target audience. And trust me, I'm not your target audience. Odds are, you'll have better luck in the romance department if you follow my advice. Thank you.

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