Lying Bitch!  

n0tatalker 40M
628 posts
4/23/2006 4:47 am

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Lying Bitch!

The other night I received a response from this girl I met on this site, asking me to come over for dinner. I was excited because she was beautiful, and she was in shape, and she didn’t pass me any pictures of her exposing parts of her body that have never or probably shouldn’t ever seen the light of day. Which has some how crept its way onto my criterion for meeting a girl!
4 email’s 10 texts 2 phone calls after first contact, I was on my way to meet my first girl from the site. I didn’t know her but the facts were there;
hot, young, no disgusting pictures, pulse.
So I knocked on the door after a 25 min drive from Seattle. Her roommate answered the door, she’s a big girl and it looks like she is about to go to bed because she is in sweats and a stretched out tank top. She was in a bad mood, she told me to come in and she walked away. I came in and sat at the bar in the kitchen awaiting ****** to come out and was hoping to soon become desensitized to the smell of cat shit that was incredibly disturbing. The big gross roommate came back out and said “Dinner is on the stove. I hope you like broccoli and Hamburger Helper!” I began to get dizzy because the realization had just overcome me like a 170 lb slob… “this was ******”.

After talking with her for a few minutes I realized this was her, and she was married, and as if either of those weren’t enough she was too stupid to cook broccoli! I asked the blob if she smoked and she said “No, I’m too healthy for that!” I smiled at her, walked out the door, and drove home! True Story

This liars profile had a picture of a 120 lb hottie that she coulda ate for breakfast.


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
4/23/2006 5:48 am

I know what you mean...there is no point lying about who you are and what you want on here...it's a common complaint from both sexes that soembody they met COMPLETELY misrepresented themselves.

lustytaurus


n0tatalker 40M

4/23/2006 6:38 am

Yeah i mean did she think i, was gonna do her... cuz i wasted the gas money? It would take alot more gas than that!


TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
4/23/2006 7:28 am

That really sucks. I have always been honest and expect the same from others. Move on...there are honest people out there...it just takes a while to find them.
Thank you for commenting on my post.


n0tatalker 40M

4/23/2006 8:05 am

Yeah, thanks! thay reminds me of a phrase my pop used to say. i think ill post it


n0tatalker 40M

4/23/2006 9:20 am

Yeah it was fuckin hilarious! I called my 3 closest friends and couldn't get ahold of 'em as i was driving home... I had to tell someone, so i told my buddy's wife, when she answered the phone!


n0tatalker 40M

4/23/2006 9:45 am

Didn't you get my message on messenger bout that! You're a vision. I've done dirty things while looking at your photo and so has my roommate... and his girlfriend!!!! XOX


n0tatalker 40M

4/24/2006 2:24 am

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n0tatalker 40M

4/24/2006 2:45 am

    Quoting rm_sexyfitwoman:
    An extra 50 lbs is a bit much... I wouldn't like that either.
Your nutz! 10 lbs is a bit much.... 50 lbs !s a 5 year old!

WHY May I Ask is ANY lie exeptable?

"Men tell the biggest lies...Women tell the most lies! Look aT choo! Every God damn thing about choo a God Damn Lie! You got heels on... you ain't that tall. You got Make up on... you ain't that preTTy!
EverYthiNg About YOU is a God DamN Lie..."
or somethin' like that
---Chris Rock


rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
4/24/2006 11:35 am

Hey!! Hey!!! Just speaking for the big girls...I am a big girl!!! Some of us know how to look sexy, yet I do NOT lie about me being a big girl!!! She could have atleast had a better attitude after lying to you, that sucks. But I want to know, what if she had been dressed attractively, and cooked you an italian dinner, with nice wine? Was it the fact that she lied about how she looked? or the fact that she was a big girl? (I am not trying to jump on ya, just curious!) I know and understand that there are those who have preferences, that is life, but just wondering what would have happened if she had told you she was a bit "healthy" or had gained weight since the pic?
That was totally fucked up what she did though, totally.

Lady


n0tatalker replies on 4/24/2006 2:31 pm:
No girlie, this girl gave me a picture of a girl that was half the size of her shE coulda ate the girl in the pic! And I grew up on hamburger helper... granted it wasn't what we had for dinner whe company was comin' over. To answer your question No I would never date a fat girl and profile makes that quite clear! Just as her profile says that she is an athlete I'm sure she meant she was a plow horse! that counts right? And if i had no respect for the disgusting excuse for a dispicable person i woulda put her unfaIthful disgusting picture on my blog! ThaT wouldA beeN meaN! mY tRuE ProbLem Isn't the faT, its the lYing unfaiThfulness, and the self loath!ng, that matters to me!this is just a rare case of a person being repulsive inside and oUt!

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
4/24/2006 1:57 pm


honesty and respect ....

many don't even know what those mean anymore


n0tatalker 40M

4/24/2006 2:41 pm

I hoPe ThaT waS diRecteD aT ThE HuNgrY Liar...aNd yOu're noT TakIng the lying, cheating plow h0rse...over the n0t s0 innocent refuse to be anybodies victim right hEre! thaT would be going againsT everythinG that yoUr reAders aDmirE abouT youR Blog, righT? ThEy haVe a WorD foR thaT...


rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
4/24/2006 4:51 pm

ok, cool, I understand where you are coming from. Like I said I ain't jumping you for having your preferences!! I agree, the lying was uncalled for. If you ain't interested, you ain't interested, she should have known that. If she had read your profile she would know that you weren't interested in big girls. But she may have figured that you would have just cut her off, if she had said she was plus sized!! There are some great females on this site, big and small, just as there are some nasty gamers of all sizes, and sexes. I wish you the best of luck in finding the woman you are searching for. Hopefully she will read your post, and see, how she royally fucked up! It is much simpler just being yourself!!

Kisses to you,

Lady


n0tatalker 40M

4/24/2006 6:27 pm

Yeah i knew you weren't mad[/COLOR]... and yeah she is pig, a yeah she showed a picture of her at 120 l[SIZE 8Bs and she now outweighs me by l0 Lbs and I'm bein nicE mOre.


RedheadedMedStd 35F

4/24/2006 7:41 pm

Who said you weren't a talker? You have some of the most creative blogging ideas I've seen!

Yeah i knew you weren't mad... and yeah she is pig, a yeah she showed a picture of her at 120 lBs and she now outweighs me by l0 Lbs and I'm bein nicE mOre.(THE BIG LIE PART WAS A GREAT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!)

I don't know if everyone appreciates them, but I thought I'd stop by and say hola. I appreciate you stopping by and commenting on my blogs too. I think I may have to make myself a pest and visit you over here.


n0tatalker 40M

4/25/2006 3:12 am

    Quoting RedheadedMedStd:
    Who said you weren't a talker? You have some of the most creative blogging ideas I've seen!

    Yeah i knew you weren't mad... and yeah she is pig, a yeah she showed a picture of her at 120 lBs and she now outweighs me by l0 Lbs and I'm bein nicE mOre.(THE BIG LIE PART WAS A GREAT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!)

    I don't know if everyone appreciates them, but I thought I'd stop by and say hola. I appreciate you stopping by and commenting on my blogs too. I think I may have to make myself a pest and visit you over here.
I d0n't think that pest is the right wOrd? But I'm pOsitive they make a w0rd for a situation like this... If I think of it I'll Let ya kn0W... Thanks f0r the kind w0rds, I think your bl0g is awesome... and its n0t even one of y0ur best attributes! Alrght secretS 0ut Red blEw iT f0r me!... n0ta iSatalker. But tattooed theology major doesn't have the same ring to it.


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