Certain thing's I believe about stuff...  

n0tatalker 40M
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4/28/2006 7:52 am

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4/29/2006 8:38 am

Certain thing's I believe about stuff...

I think that heaven feels something like 2 jack and cokes and 3 vicodin after a long day snow boarding.

I think that God made Satan so he could still sleep at night knowing we don't blame him for all that is fucked up.

I think that Osama bin Laden likes nothing more than sitting around in his cave playing Xbox with his homeboy's and eatin' barbeque pork sandwiches.

I think it is really weird that if you get the bird flu, the only thing Mom can do to make you feel better is make you some chicken noodle soup.

I think God has to be a woman because men aren't this creative.

I think that mixing religion and truth is something like mixing sex and my cousin.

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What do you believe about stuff?

saddletrampsk 55F

4/28/2006 10:17 am

Great post..I believe that mankind as a whole is good..and the world is good..but you gotta throw in a few assholes to make things interesting..

n0tatalker replies on 4/29/2006 8:37 am:
That is one wise nipple!

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