Retiring the MAILMAN  

mygmyg 60M
483 posts
11/17/2005 3:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Retiring the MAILMAN

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by
the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his
way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which
she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom
where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a
giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles,
and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's
the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would
be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.
I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Screw him - - - give him a dollar."

The blonde then blushed and said, "The breakfast was my idea."

caressmewell 54F

11/17/2005 3:14 pm


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
11/17/2005 9:24 pm

Oh brother...

naughtyme68 54F

12/1/2005 1:58 pm

Ahahaha!! I really like this one!!

TexasMar 44F

12/6/2005 7:13 pm

OH man that was too funny!!!

Plano69 55M

12/14/2005 2:28 pm

LOL! How come that never happens to me? HAHA!

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