Blogging at the speed of Drying Paint!!!  

mygmyg 60M
483 posts
8/20/2006 6:26 am

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Blogging at the speed of Drying Paint!!!

Is it possible that the site could possibly go any slower in accessing the BLOGS?????????

My f'ing ass, I really wonder how the f it can be possible to take over 5 minutes and 4 tries to finally get into the blogs!!

Initially I came up with ZERO BLOGS, and the page to initiate a blog and how fun and intriguing the writing of a blog can be!! It is evidently like watching f'ing paint drying!!!

Enough of that... I awoke just before 5 a.m. to what I thought was the security alarm, signaling an intruder!!

I popped up on my elbows, coming out of a deep sleep, attempting to throw my legs over the side of the bed, to get to my feet!
I get hung up in the sheet/blanket, and wind up falling out of bed, BAM...... A charlie horse in the back of my right thigh, as I am still tangled in bedding, "Oh Fuck", I hit my head, the base of my skull on the corner of the rather sharp corner of the night stand that I have at the side of the bed.

Still the beeping is continuous, I unravel out of the bedding, struggling to straighten out my leg, the cramp is very intense!!
I need to get off my ass, and on my feet, is someone in the house??!!!??? My eyes are not adjusting to the dark???

My vision is not clearing as I shake my head, what a bang on the fucking nighttable!!

The Beeping S T O P S suddenly??? What, What is going on??? i CAN BARELY MAKE OUT THE HALLWAY, my balance is lurching, left hand to the back of my head, I reach with my right hand into the bathroom and bang the switch on and continue walking! Still No Light!

Fuck, I hit the fucking exhaust fan!!!

No Light, still dark!!

I am at the end of the hall, another bedroom is to the left and the entry to the living room is straight ahead, my eyes are not quite clear, no light, just the stupid exhaust fan, whirring in the backround!!

As my eyes clear, I stumble into the bedroom, realizing the beeping has started again, it is an Alarm!! fuck, from thursday morning, 5:00 a.m. trip to the airport!!

Fucktard about killed myself, with the alarm!!

It is a huge hurdle everyday being a male.... it is an especially high hurdle at 5 a.m. when you are the protector of all that is good and meek in the world, and a sheet and a cable knit blankie kick your ASS!!!

Geez, Now I see, the extra options on the bottom of the blog as I go to post, is this why this area of the site is inaccessible??
More ridiculous options, Like the race option on the who's on line pages??
Well, you certainly couldn't put anything "racey" in this area, because it might be misconstrued to indicate speed!!!!!
and what is up with the "race" option?? next they'll be adding an "evolution or creationism" option, for those even more closeminded!!

rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
8/20/2006 10:35 am

I'm sorry..but I had to laugh. Hope you didn't hurt yourself.

Irritating to find changes that slow things down on the site..isn't it. I finally just gave up yesterday..since I didn't have a lot of time to spare. gotta many other people just give up and don't bother coming back. Anyway..I guess they're just trying out new things. Nothing wrong with that. But there is also that adage..too often ignored..namely -IF IT AIN'T BROKE..DON'T FIX IT!!



mygmyg 60M

8/20/2006 12:29 pm

KMS, like any man, (We are so Patently predictable) garnering the attention of an attractive Lady,let alone getting a laugh, is the reason I keep coming back. Knocking myself stupid is just a daily hazard of male-ness!
KMS, Thanks for stopping by, and hurdling the latest site issue.

Does the paint look dry??? Yet???

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
2110 posts
8/23/2006 10:31 am

Heh. Fucktard, huh? I about fell over laughing... (well, remember me and the cat in the car)...

I get irritated beyond belief with the slowness of the ENTIRE site. I have one word for A.F.F. - GET A BIGGER DAMN SERVER!

(and, btw, the paint is STILL wet)



promiscuiousgurl 54F

9/18/2006 11:12 am

You gotta admire a man that can actually put his thoughts down on paper, as well as admit one or two of his weaknesses. You're very handsome, and I like your style. You sound like maybe the kind of guy that doesn't know a stranger. Those are few and far between. I hope you write more, I plan on coming back to check on you. P.S. nightlights do wonders, lol.

mygmyg 60M

9/20/2006 9:25 am

promiscuiousgurl thank you for stopping by the blog, and the handsome compliment is very nice of YOU!! (clean that screen) and a hug a kiss for adding a comment, PreShe8 you taking the time to write!!

I enjoy the breaking of the ice jitters, and the release/relief of the first encounter, either the planned or the spur of the moment look of surprise at how easy it is to interact with each other.

a night light??? a night light??? the "blankie" was the problem!! (Promise Q us grl)

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