mygmyg 60M
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8/15/2006 11:03 am

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful young woman...

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened"

"Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead
and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her
the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because
I don't have good taste.

I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots
that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again
after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of
her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

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