Random thought while on the toilet: #1  

mwm30_atl 42M
34 posts
9/26/2005 6:55 pm

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Random thought while on the toilet: #1

How cool is the internet that I can view and type this from my pda / phone while on the toilet? Actually, I guess it's a little disturbing, and those reading it think i'm a little nuts. As the song goes, you may be right...I may be crazy. But it's still fucking cool that I can do this in the john (the lost Billy Joel lyrics).

So I just wanted to say for the first (and definitely not the last) that I would like to publically applaud my abilities at eating out women. I love to eat pussy, and dammit i'm proud of it! And I don't care that i'm not in a very sexually erogeneous location right now... I still want it on the record, b/c my wife, God bless her, has never enjoyed oral sex.

I'm like a painter without a canvas. I feel lost without a woman to perfect my craft. An ex gf (we'll call her Suzie) of mine LOVED it. 30 - 45 minutes of it everytime, she couldn't get enough. And I never felt so fulfilled sexually than during our sordid daytime meetings at her place.

Ladies who love being eaten out... where are you, and why aren't we meeting?

bigfurrybear 42M

9/26/2005 7:43 pm

They are out there dude. Don't worry.

And hey, even the hottest, sexiest people alive have to take a shit now and again...

LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
9/26/2005 8:13 pm

Oh, we're out here - too bad you're married, though.

And remember - "Everybody Poops". LOL


snooker96692 54M

9/30/2005 1:32 pm

How long did it take to type this out on the PDA? Okay, seriously...I think I have you beat on the pussy eating thou. My GF says I have agreat technique. Would you like to share secrets? LOL

mwm30_atl 42M

10/1/2005 9:10 am

Treos are awesome.

rm_ladyBgood46 62F
65 posts
10/10/2005 1:38 am

If you love oral sex and are good at it -- which I have no reason to doubt -- why did you marry a woman who doesn't like it? A real question. I'm genuinely curious.

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