Pick up Lines!!  

muscles4u2have 56M
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3/22/2006 10:11 am

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Pick up Lines!!

I have had success with talking to woman at bars or other places. I have had some that didn't work too!!

One the works the most is unbelievable. If you see a woman with a nice ass, complement her on it. Don't be a jerk though! Just go up and say: I don't mean to be offensive but I have to tell you that you have a really nice ass!! I have found that they usually take it as a complement, if they don't be ready to duck fast!! LOL

Another is: I was looking at you and I have to tell you that I have never seen a more beautiful woman than you!!

Women what is the best line that men have tried on you, that you liked?

What was one of the worst? (Knowing this might help me not get so many bruises!)

Men do you have a favorite line that works?
Tell us!!


LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
3/22/2006 12:16 pm

My favorite one is, "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" That one gives me goosebumps.

The worst ones - oh jeez, there are SO many - "wassup", "how YOU doin'", "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?", "holla", "Nice shoes - let's fuck", and the list just goes on and on.

Of course, no one line is ever guaranteed to work. It depends upon the delivery, and if the woman is attracted to the man. For instance, Muscles, you could just stand there and drool at me, and I'd be yours. LMAO

Lusty


muscles4u2have replies on 3/22/2006 12:30 pm:
Luscious Lusty,

DROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLing!

I forgot about the beautiful body, would you hold it against me!! Well would you!!! I'm waiting!!!!

TabithaElectra79 39F

3/22/2006 2:28 pm

I think all pick up lines are lame, funny but lame!

Thats just me!


muscles4u2have replies on 3/22/2006 2:43 pm:
Hottest of the Hotties Tabs,

So you wanta go to my place and see my lizard? LOL

How about you and me and whats in behind the zipper makes three?

Come on Tabs, don't ya like my pick up lines?!!!

HBowt2 60F

3/22/2006 2:45 pm

prefer a straight chat....but how to start it.......lol...so long since it happened can't remember....


muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 8:31 am:
HBowt,

That is just it, some how you have to figure out a good way to start a chat up! You can even laugh at your own line after you have said it and it works too!

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/22/2006 3:22 pm

LOL.... 'How come a pretty lady like you doesn't have a man??' Just because I am by myself doesn't mean that I am alone..(even though its true... I didn't realize it was a flashing banner on my forehead..lol )
"Can I have a burger with that shake??' Do I look like I have golden arches above my head???
I think most pick ups are lame.. what ever happened to just saying 'HELLO'..???? Then move on to sincere compliments... T

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muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 8:36 am:
LMAO!!! Never heard those before!! I agree most are lame and I hardly ever use them, unless I am feeling spunky and just want to see what happens. It is more of a freakin game than anything else! Although no matter how stupid the line can be, if the woman finds you attractive, they will reply with some thing. Like: stop the corny lines, so you want to fuck me uh!!

Allsleeky 37F

3/22/2006 8:05 pm

Is there any good pick up line?

Here are some cheese pussy pick up lines:

-Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face
-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

I don't remember which one worked on me but hell if it worked it wasn't so bad


muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 8:44 am:
Sexy Sleeky,

First off I love your picture!!! Those are some good ones! I cann't beleive how many one liners there are out there. This is what I was wondering about. So many guys really do use them. It really is just a way to start a conversation. So hows this one: You sure look sleek, mind if I massage oil over your gorgeous body!!

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/22/2006 9:13 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. OMG.. I have to link my GF blog posting to yours... She has the WORLDS worst luck on first dates... Anyone else ever have a man bring a dbl headed dildo on a first date??? TFF

[post 280970] T

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muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 8:48 am:
LMFAO!! Man those were too funny!!

100prcntnocnt 50F

3/22/2006 10:21 pm

I've heard so many bad pick-up lines that I had to post a blog about it. lmao If you want to laugh at my expense, feel free to go read it. I've not made any of these up......there were freakin real! hahahaha Thank goodness I have a healthy sense of humor 'cause lord knows I need it at times like that!


muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 8:52 am:
100 (I am going to call you PULL: Pick up Line Lady)

So PULL, I read them and LMFAO!!! Holy, cann't beleive they were real!! Damn I laughed for a good 10 minutes over that!! Thanks!!

jadedbabe78 107F

3/22/2006 11:06 pm

Bad pick up line-

Cheesiest and so cliche -- 'Hey, what's your sign'

I told him 'Stop'.

The best --

I was telling a guy the good looking girls around the area were either a bitch or had boyfriends (this was back when I was 17 btw).

Him: So....are you betrothed?

Me: Errr, no

Him: So, you're telling me you're a bitch then?

LOL...it *was* sweet...he thought I was good looking .... playig off of my statement.


muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 8:58 am:
JadeBabe,

That was a bad one: Whats your sign, I have heard that one many of times too! Although after I have been in a conversation with some one for a while I usually do ask. I am into astrology though.

He was quick witted to come up with answers like that, you gotta like that! I am sure he was right too!!

muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 8:59 am:
Right I mean, You are Gorgeous!!

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
3/23/2006 1:22 am

Lines don't work for me I want real conversation.


muscles4u2have replies on 3/23/2006 9:01 am:
Sexy Sassy,

I knew they wouldn't work with you!! So forget the one liners and get over here so we can get to business!!!

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