Morning Wood  

mtdude2 56M  
158 posts
4/5/2006 6:47 pm

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Morning Wood

One of the great things about blogging here is you can write about our bodily functions without worrying that you will receive a bunch of replies from outraged readers. Not that I have a lot of readers and I don't enjoying outraging people.

Hence my thoughts on morning wood. Morning wood for those of you not familiar with the term is when a guy wakes up in the morning with a hard-on. In my college psychology class I learned that in the sleep phase know as REM (rapid eye movement) men get an erection. I also know that a mans testosterone level is highest in the morning. I am not a doctor but I believe if you combine these two facts you get morning wood. If you have a better explanation let me know. Anyway, I like my morning wood. As a man approaching middle age (I don't care what you say it starts at 50 damn it!) I find it comforting. After 44 years of abusing my body I can wake up in the morning and think " thank God that still works" while the rest of me is beginning to fall apart.

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
4/5/2006 9:38 pm

LMAO.. I love finding morning wood, as long as it is truely that and not a piss hard on... T


mtdude2 56M  
117 posts
4/6/2006 4:30 pm

Yep, frbnkslady morning wood is much better if there is someone there to take atvantage of it.

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