Me and my penis  

mtdude2 56M  
158 posts
3/30/2006 6:47 pm

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10/5/2008 2:48 pm

Me and my penis

Give a grown man a new camera, a few beers and too much time on his hands and you get the picture on the left.

I love my penis. I am obsessed with my penis. I like to play with my penis. I like it better when women play with my penis. Like all men I wish it was bigger but I still like it. Hell, if I had an 18 inch cock, I'd think damn, wish it was 20. But, I think all men feel that way. Some men try all kinds of things to make their dicks bigger. They will use weights, pills and (yikes) even surgery. You never hear of anybody wanting a smaller one. The only guys who don't like their cocks are the Transgendered and they get them cut off. The rest of us guys cringe at the thought. Have you seen those shows about sex change surgery? I curl up in the fetal position and whimper at the thought. I don't even like sharp objects close to it. A few years ago I was in the hospital getting a minor procedure done and had to get "prepped". This meant shaving my crotch. They gave me a folded towel to cover my pride and joy and went to town. Not to brag, but it was not folded big enough to do the job. The nurse was going way to fast and I knew I was going to get a nick or worse. I told her, "Hey, I didn't come in for a vasectomy and I have already been circumcised so could you slow down?" Her and her friend just laughed and let me know she was training and I was just the second person and the first man she had prepped and she had not cut anyone yet. This did not make me feel any better. I don't have a huge dick but I do like to think I am on the upper end of average and on the thick side. I have had women tell me I have a big cock but I just think they are stroking my ego and like all men I like my ego stroked almost as much as I like having my dick stroked. It's either that or they have slept with a bunch of pin dicks.

Poor them.

Dude


Jusdewit8 54F

3/31/2006 6:58 pm

Darlin,nothin even kinda average about that cock U got.And I like strokin cocks much more than egos.

PIN DICKS???That wood be closer to average...so I've heard.

I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted. ~~~Mae West


southrnpeach333 51F

4/1/2006 3:16 pm

And you get to pee standing up!!!! Now, put the camera down and just step away. Nice and slow......


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