Are nurses perverts?  

mtdude2 56M  
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5/17/2006 12:27 pm

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Are nurses perverts?


A while back I said I thought that most nurses were pervs and I think I'll let you know why. Before I begin I'll tell you that both of my parents were in the medical field. My mother was NOT a perv but my father is a dirty old man.

My fist piece of evidence is from when I was about 14. I was in the hospital for knee surgery. The night before a nurse came in to prep me (shave me)for the operation. She gave me something to cover my crotch and shaved me from about mid thigh to my ankle. When she was done I had one shaved leg and one very hard dick. Remember I was 14, when the wind blew my dick got hard. She knew it to. I am laying there, embarrassed, trying to hide it under a small cloth when she says "is that as high as I need to go?" I said yeah, they were going to just operate on my knee. She offered several times to go higher just in case but I refused. Why?because I was 14, embarrassed, and stupid. If I had known then what I know now.

Time goes by, I grow older, and get my first job in a hospital. I find myself working with all women. Let me tell you, that was a big eye-opener for a young man. A little more time goes by and I start dating nurses. Now I have gone out with all kinds of women, strippers, bartenders, waitresses, teachers, secretaries but as a group, for nasty, nurses have them all beat by a mile.

Twenty five years after my first trip to the hospital I find myself in another one for a "minor procedure". That is what the doctor called it but it was not being done to him. Things did not go exactly as planned and I ended up in ICU for the night. The incision was where? Right by my crotch of course and it had to be checked regularly to make sure I didn't bleed to death. Sometime in the night I woke up with a dick so hard it could cut diamonds. The nurse was there of course checking my "incision". It startled her when I said "at least that still works".

That my friends, is why I like nurses.

Dude

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