The night my little pup was STOLEN  

mrgrimshade 45M
312 posts
7/18/2006 4:49 pm

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The night my little pup was STOLEN

Granted my little pup is a Royal pain in the ass...But why steal her? WHY??

It all happen when willudomeharder Grace finally showed up with my Jackyl shirt. Lady (the dog's name, duh) and I were SO excited to see her, a few of Grace's clothes got muddied.

Anyway, being the nice guy I am (and perv) I took her soiled clothes inside to wash. Poor Grace was sooo embarrassed and shy she started to cry. I hardly noticed her beauty as she slunk around my house in her TEDDY and thong. So we decided to call her good friend Kinky (what an odd name) to come over and calm her down. When Ms. Kink arrived, we all decided that allowing Grace to mix us drinks would be a good way for her to settle down.

Well, after a few Jack and cokes later (sorry that's all the liquor I could find, and I would be DAMN STUPID to let to half naked women out of my house) we decided to play Truth or Dare...

Alas, the next day, all I can remember is Kinky and Grace kissing on my couch. And my house is full of beer bottles and condoms (where did they find all of those???), my poor dog is AWOL and I am covered with scratches and bite marks (I hope from women) and they are damn armadillo footprints everywhere!


Gossip_Anyone 42F

7/19/2006 12:15 am

my puppy ran away. Then I found out snoopy traded us for another family

mrgrimshade 45M

7/20/2006 4:40 pm

yes...I think my old tom cat found himself a little old lady to adopt him, and hide him out. Damn evil women!


willudomeharder 40F
85 posts
8/23/2006 7:09 am

I DID get a Jackle T-shirt....if you want it you have to come get it (((mmmmwwwaaaaahhhh))) FYI: I'd be more than happy to come over in my Teddy and drink jack and cokes with you sometime...but we HAVE to find your dog first!

mrgrimshade 45M

8/23/2006 5:20 pm

Geez my half baked story is almost cumming if I could figure out to download pics of dog from my cellphone I would be SET!


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