Cemetery etiquette  

mrgrimshade 45M
312 posts
7/29/2006 7:05 am

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10/30/2006 7:05 am

Cemetery etiquette

After recent vandalism across a Topeka Cemetery, I realize I must step forward. This group of miscreants lack common sense, which I will now try to rectify. For proper cemetery etiquette there are three forms, Grim, Bad and Evil. Here a few examples:

Grim: Drinking alcohol at night in the cemetery
Bad: Drinking alcohol during a funeral.
Evil: Drinking blood in a cemetery.

Grim: Laughing at epitaphs
Bad: destroying headstones
Evil: corpse snatching

Waste removal
Grim: Urinating over by a tree
Bad: Crapping on a grave
Evil: Smearing crap into symbols

Sexual acts
Grim: Having sex atop a grave
Bad: Masturbating onto a headstone
Evil: Necrophilia

So in summary, go Grim, and try to steer clear of Bad and Evil acts. However, a few parting words of wisdom:

Grim: Don't leave DNA behind
Bad: Don't brag to your friends
Evil: Don't visit the cemetery after dark on Pagan holidays.


lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
7/29/2006 9:44 am

These are all good things to know. Thanks for the words of umm wisdom?

mrgrimshade 45M

7/30/2006 7:22 am

No problem...but I prefer an energy drink and donuts over coffee, while you perform your wake up routine with me.


LTsGirl915 35F

8/9/2006 1:27 pm

Hey darlin' I've got a new account, and new blog (for reasons I explained on the new blog, but they turned out to be pointless!) Missed ya!

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