moonfire2u 70F
1633 posts
7/4/2006 9:49 am

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9/1/2006 6:01 pm


A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her,

"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well over the
Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."


kind thoughts,

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
7/23/2006 4:32 pm

Thanks to all who stopped by and left a comment...I hope you all found a giggle or a smile here...

kind thoughts,

rm_Ellenback 59F
966 posts
7/21/2006 4:46 pm

There's a message from a friend of both of ours in my blog, Moonfire...he didn't want to leave without saying goodbye to you.



somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/19/2006 3:11 pm

When it's hard to decide what to do, perhaps we solve it by not doing anything?

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/15/2006 11:42 am

I've missed you moonfire. Something tells me I could miss you a lot more.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/14/2006 1:08 pm

Is it best to love some people at a safe distance?

STCMOguy4fun 38M

7/11/2006 2:12 am

That was great...just freakin great..

I think i have a few jokes for you tho.

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
7/10/2006 6:59 pm

chuckling... thanks


adbacula 38M

7/10/2006 10:13 am

Hi moonfire,

Intrigued by one of your posts, I find myself here. Great joke, and the rest of your blog reads well too. I think you have a "good head" there.

Cheers and good luck,

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/9/2006 10:51 am

Good seducers are scarce, so I’m seducing myself. Have arms ... will hug! I look forward to another insatiable encounter.

eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
7/8/2006 8:15 am

thanks for the warm words ....
your awsome too, my moon fire

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
7/8/2006 4:25 am

LMAO! Very funny! I think I know the priest!

warm xx

TonyPlays 65M

7/5/2006 8:08 pm

somethingelse40, are you talking to me?

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/5/2006 7:57 pm

A time will come when you'll lose all control of your body and mind. Would you like to schedule a wake-up call? ... Me neither!

TonyPlays 65M

7/5/2006 5:06 am

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.

Check out my blog: TonyPlays

happyladychat 48F
3740 posts
7/5/2006 4:53 am

Very funny.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
7/5/2006 4:35 am

Tony: thanks...I thought it was cute

mzhuny: I love jokes too

kind thoughts,

TonyPlays 65M

7/4/2006 10:24 am

that was cute.

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