Nun At The Airport (JOKE)  

moffu 35M
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4/23/2006 8:50 pm

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4/27/2006 8:05 pm

Nun At The Airport (JOKE)

This is a joke my grandfather used to tell, It's a little disturbing but still pretty funny.

There is a nun waiting for flight at the airport, she notices one of those fortune teller/scale and decides to give it a try she steps on the scale and puts a quarter in and the machine spits out a little card it reads

"You weigh 110 pounds, you are a nun and in the next 5 minutes you will fart"

The nun's like yeah right, a nun fart and turns around to walk away. as she walk away she lets one rip. "My god" she says "that machine was right I've just got to try it again!"

So she gets on the scale again and puts in a quarter, it spits out another card and this one reads:

"You still weigh 110 pounds, you are still a nun and in the next 10 minutes you will be "

The nun chuckles in disbelief " Who would a nun" she says to herself. as she walks away a man grabs her and pulls her in to a closet and her.

After she is she says " My god it was right again I've just got to try it again"

So she runs to the machine and gets on the scale, puts another quarter in and it spits another card out this one says:

"You still weigh 110 pounds, you are still a nun and while you were off farting and fucking around your flight left.

I know I'm not the only one that knows these jokes so if you got one post it!

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