Ten Reason Why I will Never Drink Again  

miss_cj_000 33F
121 posts
8/7/2005 2:27 am

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Ten Reason Why I will Never Drink Again

I'm not sure about everyone else, but I'm one of those people who (when drunk) only sleeps with people I wouldn't even consider when sober.

Saturday night was one of those nights where you promise yourself if you see a certain person, you'll stay the hell away from them.
It seems I can't keep promises.

The guy concerned (we'll call him "I've-had-too-much-vodka" or IHTMV for short), is the kind of guy I couldn't stand to be around when sober. But seven vodka & Red Bulls later, IHTMV is starting to seem nice. Add a couple of Smirnoff Double Blacks and he suddenly seems quite charming too.
And the Cougar pretty much finishes things off.

This has got to be the third time this has happened and I've gotta say, this occasion was the worst yet.

A brief time-line of events:
0530 Hours: Leave town.
0540 Hours: Arrive at his house.
0545 Hours: Engage in various activities that my mother would certainly NOT approve of.
0700 Hours: Shower.
0730 Hours: Call taxi and get the hell out while he's still sleep.

Lists for Today:
Threee Things To Not Drink:
1. Vodka. (and Red Bull)
2. Vodka. (as a pre-mix)
3. Cougar. (in any form)

DukeAbbaddon 42M
280 posts
8/7/2005 4:35 am

well im the kind you would like believe me quite nice ( grin )
and just next door ( sensored : want some vodka ? )
besides you would leave and id prefer you stay to !
ps if those things are bad watch out for people giving you crack its been known to add to bad judgment !

miss_cj_000 33F

8/7/2005 9:56 am

Wow... yesterday's post was the first ever post(as far as I am aware) that contained a spelling mistake.
"0730 Hours: Call taxi and get the hell out while he's still sleep."
That should have been "asleep".

rm_Launsingle 47M

8/7/2005 5:44 pm

Hey CJ. If it's any consolation this resident linguistic-fascist blog reader didn't notice at first pass either. Our brains [people I mean, not just us] ignore these things, the way we ignore a the at the end of a line and a the at the beginning of the following, ie the
the. Unless you proofread novels for a living.
But it's a living. Well, nearly. Keep up the news of your life! We're fascinated. Well, interested, at any rate.
IanC 1043[0043GMT]M 8 8 05

rm_Launsingle 47M

8/7/2005 5:44 pm

Now that I read that it looks really obvious.

rm_skraz00 31M
6 posts
8/7/2005 8:11 pm

maybe so, however the grammer always need work

As to your post, sounds like something i myself would do and that cannot be a good thing.

Best of luck next time

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