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miss_cj_000 33F
121 posts
9/17/2005 7:01 am

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Not drunk enough to write anything interesting.

17 days until my 21st birthday.

Things I want for my 21st birthday:
1. A deer. Preferably a Hog Deer. (Axis porcinus)
2. World Domination. Or a badger, whichever is easier.
3. A 256mb AGP card.

Stupid things my mother has agreed to get me for my 21st birthday:
1. A deer. May have to be a Fallow Deer though (Dama dama)

Things I don't want for my 21st birthday:
1. A stupid 21st birthday balloon. What the f*ck am I going to do with a balloon?
2. A male stripper. What the hell am I going to do with a stripper? They aren't cute and fluffy and you can't keep them as pets. Useless.
3. A Body Shop gift basket. I get one every year from my sister, I don't need any more.

rm_Launsingle 47M

9/19/2005 5:53 pm

Working on that. Working on the World Domination thing, too. I got an idea from Mythbusters last night

A badger or a 'badger'? Rural Tasmanians used to call wombats badgers, in what can only be described as "reverse anglophobic elitism"...
Either is possible, but not easy.

Has your mum really agreed to a deer...? Wow. All I got on my 21st birthday was tofu icecream on the cake. She was going through a phase. For about 40 years now...

What could you do with a balloon: get someone else who is drunk to suck the helium out and video them sounding squeaky. No, that's still dumb, innit. Who says you couldn't keep a cute male stripper as a pet? It would just require careful initial selection. You have friends, it IS do-able.

rm_lumpy175 42M
7 posts
9/19/2005 9:38 pm

A hog deer is a good choice but would be hard to source in Australia... personally i would go for a Chital (Axis axis)a much stronger and worthy deer than both the Fallow or Hog and much more impressive to look at... but once again any deer except a Fallow would be impossible to source live in tassie... just a bit of useless trivia for everyone... they all taste good.

miss_cj_000 33F

9/20/2005 12:05 am

The problem is, where would I keep a pet male stripper? Can't keep him in the laundry as the cat has his food in there and he doesn't like to share.
And the deer thing: Hog deer are way cuter than Chital or Fallow deer. And as for eating them..... Christ, did Bambi have absolutely NO impact on you as a child?

rm_Launsingle 47M

9/20/2005 6:44 pm

>>where would I keep a male stripper?
This is the 21st Century: Outsource! Given the right scenario and leaseback, there are any number of local service support businesses who could do this...
OK, maybe not that many. It could be done, for instance, as a Work for the Dole project. It could be practically self-funding, there are very generous grants to prospective small businesses, based on how you word the application.
There's a lake of Centrelink funding out there for a suitable employment provider and you. TBEC are very creative.

I have faith you could put it in the right light. You'd only have to put up with him when you wanted to; so long as you write delivery and pickup [from his designated storage point] into the service agreement contract. The ball is now in your court...

PS I was pretty scarred by Bambi too.

22 posts
9/21/2005 8:03 pm

I asked for world domination for my 21st as well...and alternatively and gumboot full of brie. My parents must've decided I was undeserving of either...i got my acoustic guitar off them tho' that was pretty nice i guess.
If you do happen to manage world domination, could I make a request of you as our new global empress? Would it be at all possible for you to provide me with a midget Mexican butler? I've been wanting one for soooo long!
Thanking you in advance your imperial grandness,
Your humble servant.

miss_cj_000 33F

9/22/2005 1:15 pm

A Mexican butler? I suppose that would be ok. It will have to be a female though as all the male Mexican midgets will be used as ottomans in my castle.

archy23 32M
2 posts
10/8/2005 2:50 am

happy birthday sorry its late been overseas 2 bali

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